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about running against widows.
I would die.
some spectacular dumbass
We need to shut this down like a fucking public school for the arts.
Well, I think that Karen and I can handle this.
- Hello? - Big news, babe.
not since my wife caught me eating yogurt on the crapper.
God, all that exercising and Glorious Leader
Ice bucket challenge. You backed out of that.
Somewhere in the world there’s a woman my age getting her pussy eaten And I’m stuck here watching this
Yeah, in the Philippines.
Jaeger: Yes, Madam President, hello.
sorting through your junk mail folder to realize
The cases now number over 200.
You want to lick
Вы ставіцеся да Канстытуцыі, як да меню "ствары ўласную піцу".
- All right. - Okay.
- Oh, yes, ma'am. - Where do you spend the holiday?
I'm running for Congress!
you will be grateful I ever let your wooden painted face take the stage.
There we go. Oh! Oh!
I bet you there's about 20 pieces of corn in here.
Christ, I thought he was gonna shit the bed.
I think that's genetic.
Somewhere in the world there's a woman exactly my age getting her pussy eaten and I'm stuck here watching this
Or we'll put this on your bones.
Well, it did raise a lot of awareness for whatever ALS is.
- You again? - Sherman's dead.
- Whoa. - Aw.
You fucking people.
- if you don't get your head in the game. - Sorry.
And one cream.
- Mike! Mike! Mike! - You wanted to see me, ma'am?