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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Homer, Marge.
when you got rancid steak at home?
I still can't believe it.
You're the goomar?
Sober. Quarter of a cheesesteak.
Mmm.
Marge, if I ever tell you I want to get married again,
I can't ask him, otherwise he's gonna "take care of me."
So, you here for an eye test?
Ah, shut your face, Uncle Tone.
Back of the line, stranger. Huh?
We used our last day of summer vacation standing in this line,
Tweedle Yuck and Tweedle Blecch.
I tell you what, I'll let you pick which body part I cut off first.
My lick.
and it didn't ride so low.
Okay. That baby's head.
Well, you married someone whose first name is Fat.
He did give her the kiss of death, right?
And how do you know the bride?
for embarrassing himself in public situations.
He's too beautiful to die!"
You know-a the rule: no truffles for truffle pigs.
I bought her ping-pong table on Craig's List.
All that's left is banana Runts.
We have towels.
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