Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yo, I gotta have sex tonight.

Women with no curfew, women on the pill, and women--

I just heard Mike Dexter and Amanda Beckett broke up.

I shouldn't have said-- You know.

I saved a special space for you to sign in the back.

We weren't meant to be, which sucks, but...

- I heard about this party tonight. - Did you hear about that party, man?

You're not gonna believe what they're doin', not 'cause I made it up...

This is great. This is just, just great.

All right. This is it.

And all of the sudden, I was, like, "Little Miss Popular."

And somebody in there called me an NBA CUP CHAMPION!

- Oh, man. That sucks. - Yeah.

- Way to go, man. - What the hell did I do?

Allergic? To dancin'?

What is wrong with you people?

Women, brol We're starin' into the future, here!

You know, exactly. We should be able to talk about these--

But he's no Brad.

- Hey, Carl. - Hey, Preston. What's up, man?

They're all serious and shit.

We need to talk.

Everybody's wearing these.

the very same breakfast pastry that I was consuming at that moment.

Have you seen Amanda Beckett?

- What? - Well...

Someone in there called me a fag...

ever since the first time I saw you when you were holding my favorite Pop Tart.

I'll be the band dudes

She is dyin' to have sex with me.

I was talking to somebody!

- I mean, after all, we're family. - Second cousins.

Yeah. He's kinda tall, sorta tall.

She's not supposed fo be wifh somebody else. She's supposed to be with me.

Does that made you some kind of expert?

- Your feet smell. - They do not.

that they want you to watch 'em.

- It's just-- - Really bad timing?

What's that supposed to mean?

Yeah, of course it's your letter. I just--

Tear me a rug Take me back to fhe start

I am gonna hook up with someone at this party...

- She was a hip lady. - Hip chick.

Why y'all gotta waste my flavor? Damn !

Yeah, but she has some photo shoot in Fiji...

Hey, you stopped speakin' to me.

Look, shut up about the dog, okay?

These are Memories Frozen in time, people!

Hey, man. See if I contact you for the reunion.

I've got this workshop with Kurt Vonnegut, and--

- Look. It won't take long. - My car broke down and I need to call--

Heather I am a Sex machine

Fire Photons You know what? My retainer looks like a Klingon warship.

What would you think about a reunion?

Cops! Let's bail!

And I'll hold you fight

Hey, who wants to go in the hot tub with us?

I know this song.

What game plan?

You know what they say about women and trolley cars, right?

Yeah, why don't you go home, watch "Star Trek," Urkel?

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove!!!

Please. It was the first time I'd ever had a boyfriend.

I don't think I'm gonna be drinking like that for a while.

Amanda, I love you !

- Maybe we should break up with them. - That's what I'm sayin'.

Why don't you take a look, okay? You're white!

Nobody eat the Mac and cheese the Mac and cheese has gone bad

Why don't you just walk away now and save yourself the embarrassment?

It's not like you hear fhe song "Mandy' on fhe radio every day.

And he had this red bandanna...

I do think there's such a thing as fate.

Damn, woman. Why you gotta be such a ragin' bitch?

You know what? That's really sweet.

And somebody called me a fag

and take Polaroids of them in a lurid, naked embrace.

So she was kinda thinkin' that maybe we can spend the night, you know?

I wanna see you

I’ll kick everyone’s ass in this room!

That kind of tipped me off.

You are a no-talent, posturing little smurf!

All I needed for another day

strawberry pop-tart

And someone in there called me fag