Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Please. It was the first time I'd ever had a boyfriend.

I was talking to somebody!

I do think there's such a thing as fate.

Have you seen Amanda Beckett?

Yo, I gotta have sex tonight.

She is dyin' to have sex with me.

Amanda, I love you !

- Hey, Carl. - Hey, Preston. What's up, man?

I’ll kick everyone’s ass in this room!

I shouldn't have said-- You know.

- It's just-- - Really bad timing?

I'll be the band dudes

All right. This is it.

And someone in there called me fag

It's not like you hear fhe song "Mandy' on fhe radio every day.

- Maybe we should break up with them. - That's what I'm sayin'.

that they want you to watch 'em.

We weren't meant to be, which sucks, but...

But he's no Brad.

Someone in there called me a fag...

So she was kinda thinkin' that maybe we can spend the night, you know?

What's that supposed to mean?

Allergic? To dancin'?

What is wrong with you people?

Nobody eat the Mac and cheese the Mac and cheese has gone bad

Cops! Let's bail!

All I needed for another day

She's not supposed fo be wifh somebody else. She's supposed to be with me.

ever since the first time I saw you when you were holding my favorite Pop Tart.

What game plan?

and take Polaroids of them in a lurid, naked embrace.

And I'll hold you fight

the very same breakfast pastry that I was consuming at that moment.

Women with no curfew, women on the pill, and women--

Women, brol We're starin' into the future, here!

Yeah, but she has some photo shoot in Fiji...

Yeah, of course it's your letter. I just--

strawberry pop-tart

Why y'all gotta waste my flavor? Damn !

- Oh, man. That sucks. - Yeah.

We need to talk.

What would you think about a reunion?

- Way to go, man. - What the hell did I do?

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove!!!

You are a no-talent, posturing little smurf!

- Look. It won't take long. - My car broke down and I need to call--

Hey, who wants to go in the hot tub with us?

And somebody called me a fag

And somebody in there called me an NBA CUP CHAMPION!

Hey, you stopped speakin' to me.

I wanna see you

- What? - Well...

I just heard Mike Dexter and Amanda Beckett broke up.

I saved a special space for you to sign in the back.

I know this song.

- I mean, after all, we're family. - Second cousins.

Fire Photons You know what? My retainer looks like a Klingon warship.

Hey, man. See if I contact you for the reunion.

I don't think I'm gonna be drinking like that for a while.

They're all serious and shit.

Yeah. He's kinda tall, sorta tall.

Heather I am a Sex machine

You're not gonna believe what they're doin', not 'cause I made it up...

- She was a hip lady. - Hip chick.

Why don't you take a look, okay? You're white!

And all of the sudden, I was, like, "Little Miss Popular."

Yeah, why don't you go home, watch "Star Trek," Urkel?

Everybody's wearing these.

I've got this workshop with Kurt Vonnegut, and--

Does that made you some kind of expert?

Why don't you just walk away now and save yourself the embarrassment?

Damn, woman. Why you gotta be such a ragin' bitch?

- I heard about this party tonight. - Did you hear about that party, man?

And he had this red bandanna...

You know what they say about women and trolley cars, right?

I am gonna hook up with someone at this party...

Look, shut up about the dog, okay?

This is great. This is just, just great.

Tear me a rug Take me back to fhe start

That kind of tipped me off.

These are Memories Frozen in time, people!

You know, exactly. We should be able to talk about these--

- Your feet smell. - They do not.

You know what? That's really sweet.