Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

She was all cozy with some senior.
You know, all this happened for a reason.
God, I hated her.
Totally. She looks destroyed.
The thing is, you never know.
Agz drink inspector
With the built-in rips. You were a fashion victim from the womb.
I did not write "Denise Fleming is a tampon."
- You wanna see? Check this out. - Yeah.
- I'm gonna miss you, man, you know. - It's okay, man. Don't worry about it.
- With hair? - Yeah.
- Oh, Bill! - He's with me.
He made you drink, took your clothes off--
Trip McNeely!
Unless Denise was righf. Maybe fhaf song was aboit a dog.
With you
Listen. I know that must sound really strange, but--
Gosh, Steve, you really got me there.
I better double bag it. I don't know where that girl been.
Are you cryin'?
Is there another bathroom upstairs?
Oh, my God. I'm tellin' little Kenny how we used to call him "Chester Chee-tos."
Bill, you never signed my yearbook.
Nothing exciting ever happens here...
What's up, ladies?
Like you want me to
or even a unique spirit like me, for instance?
- Were you this weird when we went out? - Were you this bitchy when we went out?
Would you make out with me?
So were you saving up all that stuff to tell me?
There is--
Love scars
Look. You're drunk, and we're over.
Rest in piece
- That wasn't me. - Bull corn! Remember?
- Beth, kiss my ass! - Yes, baby! Yesl
That is not what I was saying.
and everybody started laughing at you in school?
Nine. Which of you gorgeous nine will be fhe lucky one?
how my heart stops every time that I see her.
Oh, then I guess you heard about Mike dumpin' Amanda.
And, I mean, at my old junior high school...
Gosh, You really got me there.
Okay, yeah. Yeah.
See, I told you guys she went to our school. Pay up.
Do they serve an orthopedic function??
Great. Like I could feel any worse.
- I got to pee. - You are not peeing in here.
- Tastes like beer to me. - Yeah, me too.
Yeah, look, dude. I heard Carol Brawner invited her cousin tonight.
When will I see you again
Wait a second. Lady, I was--
Somebody?
What would you think about a reunion?
- Denise! - Get out!
Now some people, they say the stars are...
Donnie: “How we’re the streets?” Blake’s response…
Now, I will lead Mike and one of his random jock friends...
The next guy who hits on me.
Kamal-uh. Who’s gonna be embarrassed.
And where does the teacher sit her?
Do they serve an orthopedic function?
to get all 522 seniors to sign.
Okay, I'm done now.
You and me, babe How about if
Heard that too.
Hey, I want you to have this
What I think of when PC people argue about hardware.
Allergic! To TDs?
she walks into mine.
You guys.
A chance again
- I should just shut up. - No. It's okay.
No. Hell, the next guy who talks to me.
Oh, please. Listen to you. Look. There's a mirror right there.
I am a sex machine.
- Oh, don't you hate that? - Oh, wait! Don't lock it!
it is finally time for kenny fisher to become the man.
Poor eyepatch mcfag
Buf who will if be?
and after four years, I'm still here with this letter.
unbelievable, man.
Well, you could've called
I, uh-- Yo, I must have died and gone to heaven...
Guys?
You're both Kiss dolls. You set up here.
Okay, I don't think she's prettier than Gwyneth.
Yo, they're out of toilet paper.
I mean, He's tony you know?
Walter , you could get drunk. You could get addicted
And the word is, his brother's roommate...
- Listen, here, Hootie. - Hootie? You look like LeStat.
See, that's the problem because Mike is the same guy now he was then.
everyone on my status
I can't believe he broke up with her.
Oh, damn, man. Our boy's a fag, yo.
Geez.
nobody.
You used to sleep over my house. You had to leave the hall light on every night.
Chelli: Man I hope we get a bid from Beta Scott: I know that Newsham guy is a stud