Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Bill, you never signed my yearbook.

Do they serve an orthopedic function?

Gosh, Steve, you really got me there.

- Were you this weird when we went out? - Were you this bitchy when we went out?

or even a unique spirit like me, for instance?

See, I told you guys she went to our school. Pay up.

- Tastes like beer to me. - Yeah, me too.

- I'm gonna miss you, man, you know. - It's okay, man. Don't worry about it.

she walks into mine.

- Denise! - Get out!

Walter , you could get drunk. You could get addicted

I did not write "Denise Fleming is a tampon."

Chelli: Man I hope we get a bid from Beta Scott: I know that Newsham guy is a stud

What's up, ladies?

- I got to pee. - You are not peeing in here.

The next guy who hits on me.

Are you cryin'?

You used to sleep over my house. You had to leave the hall light on every night.

Oh, damn, man. Our boy's a fag, yo.

Is there another bathroom upstairs?

And, I mean, at my old junior high school...

Okay, I'm done now.

I can't believe he broke up with her.

Yeah, look, dude. I heard Carol Brawner invited her cousin tonight.

how my heart stops every time that I see her.

Look. You're drunk, and we're over.

Oh, please. Listen to you. Look. There's a mirror right there.

And the word is, his brother's roommate...

unbelievable, man.

Buf who will if be?

Poor eyepatch mcfag

and everybody started laughing at you in school?

Now, I will lead Mike and one of his random jock friends...

it is finally time for kenny fisher to become the man.

- With hair? - Yeah.

Nothing exciting ever happens here...

God, I hated her.

With the built-in rips. You were a fashion victim from the womb.

everyone on my status

Unless Denise was righf. Maybe fhaf song was aboit a dog.

Would you make out with me?

Allergic! To TDs?

What I think of when PC people argue about hardware.

I, uh-- Yo, I must have died and gone to heaven...

Great. Like I could feel any worse.

When will I see you again

That is not what I was saying.

- Listen, here, Hootie. - Hootie? You look like LeStat.

Oh, my God. I'm tellin' little Kenny how we used to call him "Chester Chee-tos."

Gosh, You really got me there.

The thing is, you never know.

Heard that too.

You and me, babe How about if

Now some people, they say the stars are...

Well, you could've called

I mean, He's tony you know?

Do they serve an orthopedic function??

Oh, then I guess you heard about Mike dumpin' Amanda.

She was all cozy with some senior.

Okay, I don't think she's prettier than Gwyneth.

to get all 522 seniors to sign.

I am a sex machine.

and after four years, I'm still here with this letter.

You know, all this happened for a reason.

See, that's the problem because Mike is the same guy now he was then.

- You wanna see? Check this out. - Yeah.

Kamal-uh. Who’s gonna be embarrassed.

- That wasn't me. - Bull corn! Remember?

You're both Kiss dolls. You set up here.

Donnie: “How we’re the streets?” Blake’s response…

- I should just shut up. - No. It's okay.

Like you want me to

Totally. She looks destroyed.

So were you saving up all that stuff to tell me?

And where does the teacher sit her?

Agz drink inspector

- Oh, Bill! - He's with me.

- Oh, don't you hate that? - Oh, wait! Don't lock it!

I better double bag it. I don't know where that girl been.

Listen. I know that must sound really strange, but--

What would you think about a reunion?

Nine. Which of you gorgeous nine will be fhe lucky one?

- Beth, kiss my ass! - Yes, baby! Yesl

Wait a second. Lady, I was--

Okay, yeah. Yeah.

Hey, I want you to have this

He made you drink, took your clothes off--

Yo, they're out of toilet paper.

No. Hell, the next guy who talks to me.