Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Witness exhibit "A": My eighth grade science project--
Which team has fhe winning play Hunfington, Hunfington, hey, hey--
Right. Exactly. Uh--
NO THANKS, NO TIME!
- How are ya? - All right.
and then have your car break down at 2:00 a.m....
Yeah!
Hey, buddy! Hey.
This is me, you are Grand Moff Tarkin...
- Totally bigger boobs. - Way bigger.
I almost fell out of my dress!
is Velma from "Scooby Doo."
Yeah. I can't believe we didn't go in to the party.
Ready fo put my love on the line
Really? What's that?
Oh, damn, man. Our boy's a fag, yo.
It rains here no more.
- Do you want one? - Yes, of course.
I'm gonna be the first Huntington Hills student...
and pulled out a strawberry Pop Tart...
We were fine until you pulled out that stupid hat.
Come on.
The shoes!
Don't make the same mistake I did.
I'm trying to make the best of it.
That's genius!
- What are you doing? - Oh, well, I care about you.
Duh Bunz
Maybe we should break up with our girlfriends too.
What?
Mike Dexter broke up with Amanda Beckett.
You can go upstairs, but just you.
So far away
They all are.
Party and get with every chick in sight, man...
Look, all I'm saying is...
What is your problem?
I mean, you're welcome.
STEPHEN JENKINS IS AN ASSHOLE
I am a sex machine! Sex machine
You're lucky, bro.
Jessica, thank you for coming. Kenny.
Did you like
- You sure? - Yeah.
- Through marriage. - Whatever! You're sick!
- Listen to this. - What?
She's singing Hey, my boyfriend's back
Its all about the memories man, All about the memories
If you really want to be with him, get back on that phone...
Your life's gonna go down the crapper, unless that's what you're goin' for.
is like a superhighway of U.F.O. activity.
I'm a loser.
I never told you but I had the hugest moner
I will know exactly how many spirits I may imbibe...
- Sure am. - Stay with her.
That was the fourth grade. Wanna talk about your friends in the fourth grade?
- Memories are all we have. - That's what I've been saying.
Scott Baio?!
Cheetah.
Seriously, guys. I'm over it. Really.
- Well, when's the concert? - August.
Falling like fhe rain
So.
- You see the salt on this pretzel? - Yes.
you won't be-- It can go for longer.
I know it sounds lame, but it felt good.
You don't have to sit here and go through-- Scott Baio?
Maybe I should just be single for a while or something.
Remember when I said all that stuff about you being a bitch and fuck boy?
To Chris From Andy
Mike Dexter, you have to sign my yearbook.
Trust no one
Oh, wait. Is that poop?
Someone in there called me a fag..
- He's my hero and-- - Wow!
This is gonna take a long time
Uh, excuse me?
Yo, shorties gonna be linin' up to get with me.
POV: You buy a MERUS Membership
This hat is not stupid!
Take care.
together, that--
NO THANKS NO TIME!
It’s ok. I told Diana Yellin you were a dendropheliac.
Yes!
but I really believe...
I’ll be the band I’ll be the band dudes!
after Mike beaned me with a raisin in home ec.
What the hell is this?
Which ones?
"You somewhat resemble David Duchovny."
Hi. Wait. You guys, no one can go in the fancy room, okay?
- We can hide in the pool house. - What the--
- I love you, man ! - I love you too.
- You know, like it was-- - Fate.
Scott , Chad & Chelli YoYoYo 209 gangsters
No, wait. I'm sorry.
Kev, trust no one.
What? That was totally my idea.
That's the statement we got from the Dexter kid.
What is wrong with everybody?
One, two, three!
To your right.
92`/`, yo! You know what that means, don't you?
Time to get freaky!!!