Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Your life's gonna go down the crapper, unless that's what you're goin' for.
Take care.
It’s ok. I told Diana Yellin you were a dendropheliac.
This is gonna take a long time
Falling like fhe rain
Look, all I'm saying is...
Maybe I should just be single for a while or something.
is like a superhighway of U.F.O. activity.
Someone in there called me a fag..
- How are ya? - All right.
You don't have to sit here and go through-- Scott Baio?
Yo, shorties gonna be linin' up to get with me.
That was the fourth grade. Wanna talk about your friends in the fourth grade?
That's the statement we got from the Dexter kid.
together, that--
POV: You buy a MERUS Membership
is Velma from "Scooby Doo."
STEPHEN JENKINS IS AN ASSHOLE
after Mike beaned me with a raisin in home ec.
Time to get freaky!!!
- We can hide in the pool house. - What the--
Right. Exactly. Uh--
- Sure am. - Stay with her.
We were fine until you pulled out that stupid hat.
Yeah. I can't believe we didn't go in to the party.
Duh Bunz
You're lucky, bro.
Ready fo put my love on the line
Oh, wait. Is that poop?
- Through marriage. - Whatever! You're sick!
and pulled out a strawberry Pop Tart...
Yeah!
To your right.
- Listen to this. - What?
Cheetah.
So.
- You sure? - Yeah.
What?
You can go upstairs, but just you.
Hey, buddy! Hey.
Oh, damn, man. Our boy's a fag, yo.
Yes!
NO THANKS, NO TIME!
Hi. Wait. You guys, no one can go in the fancy room, okay?
92`/`, yo! You know what that means, don't you?
What? That was totally my idea.
Which team has fhe winning play Hunfington, Hunfington, hey, hey--
Maybe we should break up with our girlfriends too.
but I really believe...
Witness exhibit "A": My eighth grade science project--
NO THANKS NO TIME!
That's genius!
I know it sounds lame, but it felt good.
One, two, three!
- You see the salt on this pretzel? - Yes.
What is wrong with everybody?
This is me, you are Grand Moff Tarkin...
- Totally bigger boobs. - Way bigger.
Its all about the memories man, All about the memories
I will know exactly how many spirits I may imbibe...
- Memories are all we have. - That's what I've been saying.
Uh, excuse me?
So far away
Kev, trust no one.
I almost fell out of my dress!
- Do you want one? - Yes, of course.
you won't be-- It can go for longer.
Seriously, guys. I'm over it. Really.
Jessica, thank you for coming. Kenny.
Scott Baio?!
Party and get with every chick in sight, man...
I never told you but I had the hugest moner
Did you like
Mike Dexter broke up with Amanda Beckett.
I am a sex machine! Sex machine
It rains here no more.
- Well, when's the concert? - August.
The shoes!
Scott , Chad & Chelli YoYoYo 209 gangsters
Trust no one
Don't make the same mistake I did.
I'm trying to make the best of it.
Which ones?
No, wait. I'm sorry.
I'm gonna be the first Huntington Hills student...
I'm a loser.
She's singing Hey, my boyfriend's back
Come on.
- You know, like it was-- - Fate.
What is your problem?
What the hell is this?
To Chris From Andy
I mean, you're welcome.
and then have your car break down at 2:00 a.m....
Mike Dexter, you have to sign my yearbook.
If you really want to be with him, get back on that phone...
"You somewhat resemble David Duchovny."
This hat is not stupid!
They all are.
I’ll be the band I’ll be the band dudes!
- He's my hero and-- - Wow!
Really? What's that?
- What are you doing? - Oh, well, I care about you.
Remember when I said all that stuff about you being a bitch and fuck boy?
- I love you, man ! - I love you too.