Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'll kick everyone's ass in this room!
'Cause my shit could've been slammin' with somebody else.
No. Why, have you?
All right. We will set up...
I have a really important question for Barry Manilow.
We got a mad town up in this mother.
No. It's okay. Look.
Hey, viva la pool house, right?
- It probably sucked anyway. - Probably.
- I just heard you and Mike broke up. - Yeah.
“Oh damn, man, your boy’s a fag yo!”
This is the greatest night of my lifel
It's okay. I'm okay.
that Mike threw out a third floor window.
Wait.
Do you know what your problem is? It's like you're afraid to move forward.
Yo, man. I'm never gonna forget this.
- Let's go pee in the pool. - All right.
How do you know it wasn't your fault?
Look. My flashlight.
At the wedding reception
I thought college was gonna be a 24-7 orgy.
Cuts to the left, decks the crap out of the wing and boom!
we'll be playing "Mandy" every hour on fhe hour here at Mellow 103.
Allergic
- Barry's listening. - In that song "Mandy"--
You're the one calling Barry Manilow from a phone booth at 2:00 a.m.
Well, his hair's kinda, I don't know, brown.
maybe it was a hero's trial.
It just works in really fucked-up ways sometimes.
Geez.
Speaking of which...
You might've mentioned something.
Juliet says Hey, if's Romeo
You know--
Oh, Jason, I never should have believed those rumors.
This is parenthood Does someone have poop on their shoe?
Oh, that and...
Well, did you do it or what?
Someone in there called me a freak.
It’s terrible! Nobody use the chart!
It's all about the memories, man. All about the memories.
Oh, yeah!
Gee, that's funny 'cause it just happened!
Somebody.
- Shh! Wait. - A cab.
You know, William, from this light...
Whaf fhe hell happened?
Yeah. Yeah.
Agreed!
Mike and I went out for, like, four years.
And the truth is, I'm leaving tomorrow. If we could go someplace--
Peace out, G.
- You're on the air. - Finally. Listen...
Excuse me.
They all wanna date older guys.
- Everybody's there. - We're there !
Take off the hat.
And someone in there called me fag
Oh. There's two other phones.
God, I haven't even been single for like five minutes...
And if I'm not Mike's girlfriend, you know, who am l?
- Yeah. - Yes.
Somebody in there Called me a fag
FAG!!!!!
I could be into that.
He wh-- what?
Dudes, I actually graduated!
I'm a total loser
You pretty much haven't spoken to me since sixth grade.
I'm a total loser.
and all ten finalisfs are presenf and accounted for.
First fime in history thaf I'd ever missed the bus.
- Now look what you've done. - Maybe we should go talk to her.
Oh, wait. Is that poop? Someone have poop on their shoe?
Oh, my God!
Hey, I got one for ya.
Above the bed, dude. I'm gonna be like this. Look.
Those are for the fans. You don't wear the shirt of the band you're in.
Mike, sometimes we say things we don't mean
Excuse me.
Ten lovely ladies, yo. Each one af my disposal.
there's probably a later train I could take.
Here we go.
Amanda Beckett is single and on the night of this party--
Maybe we could find out what that reason is.
Lichter!
- But I think I'm gonna-- - No, we mean it.
You know, 'cause it's not your fault that...
The love kit.
Oh, God, you're a hottie!
You know, William, from this light You somewhat resemble David Duchovny
Both of you can hold my laser pointer anytime.
St. Viator high, kiss my ass!
Yeah.
that he slept with some sophomore.
My pants!
But I think maybe it's just God's salt.
You are so definitely right.
What about you, huh? What about you, Miss Antisocial?
It breaks my heart to see you this way.
No way, man.
Can't I hug my girl if I want?
Wild Bill ! Rock and roll!
- Thanks. - Yo, check this.
It was October, freshman year.
On Brooklyn Avenue
You think I could get a shirt?
And you guys...