Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, wait. Is that poop? Someone have poop on their shoe?

Both of you can hold my laser pointer anytime.

- But I think I'm gonna-- - No, we mean it.

Cuts to the left, decks the crap out of the wing and boom!

- Now look what you've done. - Maybe we should go talk to her.

and all ten finalisfs are presenf and accounted for.

- Everybody's there. - We're there !

It just works in really fucked-up ways sometimes.

I'm a total loser.

They all wanna date older guys.

Oh, that and...

Whaf fhe hell happened?

that he slept with some sophomore.

We got a mad town up in this mother.

that Mike threw out a third floor window.

Juliet says Hey, if's Romeo

It's okay. I'm okay.

- I just heard you and Mike broke up. - Yeah.

God, I haven't even been single for like five minutes...

It breaks my heart to see you this way.

All right. We will set up...

Can't I hug my girl if I want?

It's all about the memories, man. All about the memories.

Yo, man. I'm never gonna forget this.

Oh, Jason, I never should have believed those rumors.

maybe it was a hero's trial.

“Oh damn, man, your boy’s a fag yo!”

At the wedding reception

Ten lovely ladies, yo. Each one af my disposal.

You're the one calling Barry Manilow from a phone booth at 2:00 a.m.

Someone in there called me a freak.

I could be into that.

You might've mentioned something.

This is parenthood Does someone have poop on their shoe?

Dudes, I actually graduated!

Hey, I got one for ya.

And someone in there called me fag

On Brooklyn Avenue

Those are for the fans. You don't wear the shirt of the band you're in.

You know, William, from this light...

It was October, freshman year.

First fime in history thaf I'd ever missed the bus.

No. Why, have you?

Amanda Beckett is single and on the night of this party--

What about you, huh? What about you, Miss Antisocial?

we'll be playing "Mandy" every hour on fhe hour here at Mellow 103.

You know, 'cause it's not your fault that...

I'll kick everyone's ass in this room!

Maybe we could find out what that reason is.

But I think maybe it's just God's salt.

- Shh! Wait. - A cab.

- Barry's listening. - In that song "Mandy"--

You are so definitely right.

Well, his hair's kinda, I don't know, brown.

- It probably sucked anyway. - Probably.

You think I could get a shirt?

No. It's okay. Look.

Speaking of which...

St. Viator high, kiss my ass!

This is the greatest night of my lifel

Oh, God, you're a hottie!

Look. My flashlight.

And you guys...

How do you know it wasn't your fault?

- Let's go pee in the pool. - All right.

I have a really important question for Barry Manilow.

It’s terrible! Nobody use the chart!

Take off the hat.

Do you know what your problem is? It's like you're afraid to move forward.

there's probably a later train I could take.

Mike and I went out for, like, four years.

'Cause my shit could've been slammin' with somebody else.

And if I'm not Mike's girlfriend, you know, who am l?

Well, did you do it or what?

Oh. There's two other phones.

Somebody in there Called me a fag

You pretty much haven't spoken to me since sixth grade.

Gee, that's funny 'cause it just happened!

Mike, sometimes we say things we don't mean

Above the bed, dude. I'm gonna be like this. Look.

Hey, viva la pool house, right?

I thought college was gonna be a 24-7 orgy.

You know, William, from this light You somewhat resemble David Duchovny

Wild Bill ! Rock and roll!

- Thanks. - Yo, check this.

- You're on the air. - Finally. Listen...

And the truth is, I'm leaving tomorrow. If we could go someplace--

I'm a total loser