Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Nah, that ain't gonna work.

I couldn't say anything. I couldn't move.

Maybe there isn't such a thing as fate.

Or jusf friends

- So whose party is it? - The girl from our French class.

Lynn and I thought that was the funniest thing.

Hey, yo, you think he's gonna hizzit the skizzins?

Borrachos you can all hold my laiser pointer But not Daniel

Genius! Genius!

I don't want to know.

Take it easy, Trip.

That's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen!

Someone in there called me a fag.

Girlfriend, Mike Dexter doesn't even deserve to breathe the same air as Brad.

Oh, and the drinks are in the back, okay? Oh, Preston.

See, it's just that Rachel's parents, they have mirrors.

Amanda and I are connected.

Yeah, but not all of 'em, right?

Give me one good reason why--

I am a sex machine

Well, it's like I always say--

Hey, Luke doesn't push Vader.

Just like you didn't destroy my Cabbage Patch Kid in second grade.

and we mashed up our food on our lunch trays...

You remember the time on the field trip to the meat packing plant...

you still with that Amanda chick?

with the chloroform that we mixed in chem lab.

- Just listen to the words, Denise. - Oh, Mandy

When your Mormon family finds out you drink alcohol now.

and Mike Dexter wanted to date me.

Yeah, and school's over.

not to mention "J oanie Loves Chachi."

Can't fake no more

HEATHER I AM A SEX MACHINE

I'll kick everyone's ass in this room!

Thanks for listening. God, I got to be prom queen...

I think my emergency was just a little bit larger than yours, junior.

It’s my bitrghday Please

Preston Meyers? Dude, what's goin' on, man?

Maybe it's because she's just a little too busy...

You know what? I think I'm gonna go outside and get some fresh air.

You know, I gots to give 'em all an equal opportunity to Special K.

- Do you have to rag on everybody? - Oh, come on.

Nobody eat the ha

Dude, can I talk to you for a second?

- Thank you very, very much. - And as a special treaf for you...

Actually, they're more worried about you than anything else.

Layin' everybody low

Hey, yo, Corinne, baby. What's up?

- Uh, pathetic. - It's so pathetic.

Oh, won'f yoi please take me home

you still didn't sign my yearbook!

I felt really bad afterwards.

Yeah. This town is so lame.

Time to get freaky

I didn't know what to do.

Nothing. Sorry. It's just--

Saban after his post game presser:

Easy now. All right.

Maybe we could find out if there's a reason for all of this--

- Oh, bye, Chester. - Good-bye, Chester.

Yo, you want some of this?

- Wait. What did you say? - Where have you been, man?

Yo, shouldn't you be gettin' your freak on by now?

- It's kinda dark up here. - Yeah.

I mean, he's Preston.

a goddamn life, asshole?

behind the pool house, right there.

This hat is cool.

- No, he doesn't. - Mike Dexter is an asshole.

Wow You really got JD there

I'm gonna be at some bar with chicks all over me.

92% of honeys at UCLA are sexually active

And you were, like, "No." And I was, like, "l think it is, dude."

We all have our things.

Who's gonna want you now?

Let's go, boys. Time is honey.

Hi. No, it's okay.

ordering around her little conformist flock of sheep.

- Cold floor! Cold floor. - I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

There are three other projects that are DYING to have sex with us.

how there's this really amazing person inside of her...

- Thank you. - You bet.

That is a fragrance of love-scented candle, bitch. Damn.

This is so perfect.

Caf in the cenfer has been forn apart

- You guys are a couple now? - No.

You know, girls at Huntington still talk about you.

- Mike Dexter's a god. - Mike Dexter's a role model !

and she has been paying him $50 a month to act like they're still together.

Do they serve an orthopedic function?

Seriously, and you're, like, Gwyneth.

She be like, "You don't know 20 ways to make me call you Big Papa."