Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Thank you very, very much. - And as a special treaf for you...

I am a sex machine

Preston Meyers? Dude, what's goin' on, man?

I couldn't say anything. I couldn't move.

a goddamn life, asshole?

with the chloroform that we mixed in chem lab.

You remember the time on the field trip to the meat packing plant...

See, it's just that Rachel's parents, they have mirrors.

Saban after his post game presser:

Layin' everybody low

- Cold floor! Cold floor. - I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Time to get freaky

- Thank you. - You bet.

and we mashed up our food on our lunch trays...

92% of honeys at UCLA are sexually active

Lynn and I thought that was the funniest thing.

how there's this really amazing person inside of her...

Hey, yo, you think he's gonna hizzit the skizzins?

- Just listen to the words, Denise. - Oh, Mandy

and Mike Dexter wanted to date me.

I'll kick everyone's ass in this room!

And you were, like, "No." And I was, like, "l think it is, dude."

Oh, won'f yoi please take me home

- You guys are a couple now? - No.

I don't want to know.

HEATHER I AM A SEX MACHINE

not to mention "J oanie Loves Chachi."

I think my emergency was just a little bit larger than yours, junior.

- No, he doesn't. - Mike Dexter is an asshole.

Hey, yo, Corinne, baby. What's up?

Actually, they're more worried about you than anything else.

Just like you didn't destroy my Cabbage Patch Kid in second grade.

Seriously, and you're, like, Gwyneth.

She be like, "You don't know 20 ways to make me call you Big Papa."

Hey, Luke doesn't push Vader.

Give me one good reason why--

Dude, can I talk to you for a second?

Yo, you want some of this?

Nobody eat the ha

Well, it's like I always say--

behind the pool house, right there.

- It's kinda dark up here. - Yeah.

We all have our things.

I'm gonna be at some bar with chicks all over me.

Amanda and I are connected.

Nothing. Sorry. It's just--

Maybe it's because she's just a little too busy...

Maybe there isn't such a thing as fate.

You know what? I think I'm gonna go outside and get some fresh air.

There are three other projects that are DYING to have sex with us.

It’s my bitrghday Please

Wow You really got JD there

Take it easy, Trip.

you still didn't sign my yearbook!

Yeah. This town is so lame.

Yeah, and school's over.

That is a fragrance of love-scented candle, bitch. Damn.

- Oh, bye, Chester. - Good-bye, Chester.

Genius! Genius!

You know, I gots to give 'em all an equal opportunity to Special K.

That's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen!

This hat is cool.

Or jusf friends

ordering around her little conformist flock of sheep.

Yo, shouldn't you be gettin' your freak on by now?

I felt really bad afterwards.

- So whose party is it? - The girl from our French class.

Yeah, but not all of 'em, right?

This is so perfect.

You know, girls at Huntington still talk about you.

Girlfriend, Mike Dexter doesn't even deserve to breathe the same air as Brad.

Caf in the cenfer has been forn apart

- Do you have to rag on everybody? - Oh, come on.

Easy now. All right.

you still with that Amanda chick?

When your Mormon family finds out you drink alcohol now.

Do they serve an orthopedic function?

Who's gonna want you now?

Hi. No, it's okay.

- Uh, pathetic. - It's so pathetic.

- Mike Dexter's a god. - Mike Dexter's a role model !

Oh, and the drinks are in the back, okay? Oh, Preston.

Someone in there called me a fag.

Maybe we could find out if there's a reason for all of this--

Borrachos you can all hold my laiser pointer But not Daniel

- Wait. What did you say? - Where have you been, man?

Let's go, boys. Time is honey.

and she has been paying him $50 a month to act like they're still together.

Nah, that ain't gonna work.

Thanks for listening. God, I got to be prom queen...

I didn't know what to do.

I mean, he's Preston.

Can't fake no more