Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No. I don't know.

You know who else I like who never got much play...

I mean, peep this. They say in here...

- 'Cause I don't, yo. - Rest in peace.

My gown smells like blue cheese.

I am zex machine

I'll be the band, dudes.

Can I talk to you for a second, man?

No. Fine. What about your shoes?

Trip mcneely! trip mcneely.

I am a piss machine

Yeah. They're broken.

- That's it? - Well--

Geez, do you think there'll be any girls there?

Trisha, sign my yearbook!

Anybody order a love burger, well done?

My retainer kind of looks like a Klingon warship.

So if you've got a question for fhe man who "wrifes the songs"...

I think it's cool. Throw me one.

I was reminiscin' today. I was thinkin' about that time in seventh grade.

These are memories frozen in time, people!

When I was 16, I had the biggest thing for Scott Baio.

You're Watching Bubble Guppies On Nick Jr. You're Watching My Little Pony: Equestria Girls On The Hub

I'm harnessing my chi. Don't laugh at me.

You're Kenny Fisher who used to buy me a card every Valentine's Day...

Call Barry Manilow and tell him how you fee

And all I ever knew

Look, Beth, we need to talk.

You know, William, from this light You somewhat resemble David Duchovny

- Right, guys? - Oh, my God. I can't believe she came.

I know no one else has.

Oh, man. Hey, don't worry about it, man.

Yo, check it. Time to get busy.

You look so pretty. Oh, Christie.

Why did you do that?

And I tried to kiss you

Are you gonna be long? I just need to make one call.

Anyway, what do you care what I think about you, okay?

You could get addicted

He was doing this mall tour, and he came here to our mall.

Shit. You're not gonna tell my parents about this, are you?

and already you think...

- Hello? Yeah, Mellow 103? - Hello, 103.

- What? - The shoes.

I am not your girl, and you're obviously drunk.

Finds a sfreetlight

Look, I am telling you...

- Are they gone? Are they still here? - I think they're gone, man.

I told Diana Yellin you were a dendrophiliac

Trip McNealy. Trip McNealy.

We was all playin' spin the bottle at Lynn Eckert's house, remember?

All I know is, tonight...

It's in there, too, but...

Mormon family when they find out you drink

Way to go. Why don't you just take off the T-shirt?

- But Amanda is so hot, man. - So hot, man.

I was like, "Dude, you're never gonna get that smell out of there."

Just stop, okay?

Yo, Lisa... You Wanna Dance?

Hey Mariss--oh my GOD you look great

Well, your dad told me that you'd be here, so I thought that I would--

You have no idea what you're talkin' about.

It's okay. I don't think it's weird.

What the hell does it look like, ass wipe?

oh no baby please! you are far too fine to look so sad

Yeah. I can do--

I'm the king of beer!

And he looked right at me.

All great writers revise. What--

You are all sheep.

To Kimberly From Andy