Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

William Lichter?
My friends all sold me out.
- Let's never fight again. - Oh, never, baby.
I cannot listen to this.
Guys like us, we are a dime a dozen.
And since today is Barry Manilow's birthday...
- Hi. - How are you?
I haven'f heard fhaf song in, like, ten years.
I can't feel my legs. I have no legs!
Is this the beer?
You're right, Dex, man.
All right. Bathroom, pee, underarm check, Breath Assure--
You don't just hang up on somebody's call like that.
And of course, how can I forget the pudding incident?
All right.
Hey, how ya been?
Me and Amanda, definitely.
'Cause I was, um...
Oh, God. Mike, get off.
These are memories frozen in time, people!
- You're a stripper? - I'm a dancer.
Duh. He only sat right next to you in freshman English.
You asshole.
Who said you could sit with us, geek?
Miss Walkin' Around, Just, I Think I'm So Much Better Than Everybody Else.
I’ll kick everyone’s ass in this parking lot.
92% of honeys
Mike, always pickin' on me, yeah.
you're leaving now?
And he's like always wearin', like, T-shirts.
There's plenty of 'em in the sea. Am I right?
That pig! What are you gonna do?
We used to play "Miami Vice" in my basement.
You know, l--
This is officially the worst night of my entire life. Thank you very much.
- No way. Where? - Dude, there's a huge party tonight.
I’ll kick everyone’s ass in this room!
Looks like someone's auditioning for "Soul Train."
without affecting my judgment or my behavior.
Look at the stars.
Mandie... it’s short for Amanda
she reached into her bag...
Only you
Just--
because once you're there, it's up to you to make it happen.
THESE ARE MEMORIES FROZEN IN TIME PEOPLE!
Just broke up with Amanda. Like, seconds ago.
In my way
Who the hell names their dog Amanda?
Wait, William. There's gonna be drinking in there.
What? I thought we weren't even going to this party.
It's just funny that he finally...
- Oh, the one with the thighs? - No, the one with the weird--
for a catalog or something.
packin' a pleasure chest and some girl's just gonna give it up?
get fo the phone and call in now.
Could you just wait right here.
- Come on. - Mike. Look, man. I don't know, man.
I never told you, but I had the hugest boner.
over who gets to knock the boots with me, you know what I'm sayin'?
We have been, ever since the first day that she came to school.
you somewhat resemble David Duchovny.
- I just put my money in. - It's sort of an emergency.
I'm not the one that used to spend the night at his house.
Especially in your case.
Why?
Doooooork! (@mox)
I am a piss machine
I just don't know why I did it for so long.
Just come on in. Just, you know, drink, be happy.
I don't think I know me as anything else.
- William! - What?
It's someone who has sex with trees.
- I'm trying to! - Well, let me help you!
- I guess. - Yeah.
Someone in there Said it’s my birthday
92%%% of honeys at UCLA are sexually active.
- That stuff you said-- - Yo! Yo!
College chicks are totally different, bro.
It might be a good idea to lay off that alcohol.
Does that feel good?
- No. - Take it off.
It worked. All right, take off their clothes.
My fault. Sorry.
Sure. Why not?
Hey, isn't this the weekend...
"Mike Dexter beat you up and forced you to drink alcohol until you passed out."
It's okay.
The right stuff
Yeah.
Oh, don't let the dog out. Oh, Susan, you look so cute. Oh, hi, Ray.
I can't believe I'm going to this party.
That is totally my sign. Consider me ready.
Mike, sometimes we say things we don't mean.
Second grade?
Shut up. These are cool.
Yeah? You should fix that door!
It's terrible! Nobody drink the amaro it's gona bad!
Well.
You still didn't sign my yearbook.
Yeah!
He asked me to hold his laser pointer.
Remember that time you danced with me at the sock hop?
How I feel Right now
Tonight, Mike Dexter will know ridicule.
I'll make love to you
You know what?
You know, for nostalgia?
There is no us.
"Yo, what's up with my niggas, man?"
Let's go! Time to get up!
'cause I was in all the smart classes...
I meant that since we'd never done it before...
I haven't seen my boyfriend in six hours.
I'm thinkin' about askin' her out. It's time to get freaky!
Well, he should've. I mean, the guy cut his hand off.
I was always just this little, well, nobody.