Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Mike, always pickin' on me, yeah.

I’ll kick everyone’s ass in this room!

- William! - What?

Remember that time you danced with me at the sock hop?

Especially in your case.

You don't just hang up on somebody's call like that.

Mandie... it’s short for Amanda

"Mike Dexter beat you up and forced you to drink alcohol until you passed out."

You're right, Dex, man.

What? I thought we weren't even going to this party.

because once you're there, it's up to you to make it happen.

I'll make love to you

Could you just wait right here.

I haven'f heard fhaf song in, like, ten years.

- Oh, the one with the thighs? - No, the one with the weird--

- You're a stripper? - I'm a dancer.

over who gets to knock the boots with me, you know what I'm sayin'?

Miss Walkin' Around, Just, I Think I'm So Much Better Than Everybody Else.

- No. - Take it off.

92%%% of honeys at UCLA are sexually active.

Does that feel good?

And of course, how can I forget the pudding incident?

Just come on in. Just, you know, drink, be happy.

"Yo, what's up with my niggas, man?"

I cannot listen to this.

Yeah? You should fix that door!

Is this the beer?

I'm not the one that used to spend the night at his house.

It's someone who has sex with trees.

Look at the stars.

And he's like always wearin', like, T-shirts.

Someone in there Said it’s my birthday

And since today is Barry Manilow's birthday...

you're leaving now?

Me and Amanda, definitely.

without affecting my judgment or my behavior.

This is officially the worst night of my entire life. Thank you very much.

I haven't seen my boyfriend in six hours.

you somewhat resemble David Duchovny.

Shut up. These are cool.

We have been, ever since the first day that she came to school.

I can't believe I'm going to this party.

It might be a good idea to lay off that alcohol.

There is no us.

The right stuff

- I'm trying to! - Well, let me help you!

All right. Bathroom, pee, underarm check, Breath Assure--

That pig! What are you gonna do?

Oh, God. Mike, get off.

- Come on. - Mike. Look, man. I don't know, man.

William Lichter?

Looks like someone's auditioning for "Soul Train."

- I guess. - Yeah.

It's just funny that he finally...

There's plenty of 'em in the sea. Am I right?

College chicks are totally different, bro.

It's terrible! Nobody drink the amaro it's gona bad!

I never told you, but I had the hugest boner.

- Let's never fight again. - Oh, never, baby.

- Hi. - How are you?

That is totally my sign. Consider me ready.

Well, he should've. I mean, the guy cut his hand off.

My fault. Sorry.

I just don't know why I did it for so long.

I was always just this little, well, nobody.

I can't feel my legs. I have no legs!

My friends all sold me out.

packin' a pleasure chest and some girl's just gonna give it up?

I am a piss machine

'Cause I was, um...

she reached into her bag...

I’ll kick everyone’s ass in this parking lot.

You still didn't sign my yearbook.

- No way. Where? - Dude, there's a huge party tonight.

for a catalog or something.

- That stuff you said-- - Yo! Yo!

Doooooork! (@mox)

Just broke up with Amanda. Like, seconds ago.

Wait, William. There's gonna be drinking in there.

Let's go! Time to get up!

'cause I was in all the smart classes...

I meant that since we'd never done it before...

Mike, sometimes we say things we don't mean.

I don't think I know me as anything else.

Tonight, Mike Dexter will know ridicule.

Hey, how ya been?

- I just put my money in. - It's sort of an emergency.

Who the hell names their dog Amanda?

These are memories frozen in time, people!

Guys like us, we are a dime a dozen.

Hey, isn't this the weekend...

I'm thinkin' about askin' her out. It's time to get freaky!

get fo the phone and call in now.

He asked me to hold his laser pointer.

Duh. He only sat right next to you in freshman English.

Who said you could sit with us, geek?

It worked. All right, take off their clothes.

How I feel Right now

Oh, don't let the dog out. Oh, Susan, you look so cute. Oh, hi, Ray.

We used to play "Miami Vice" in my basement.

You know, for nostalgia?