Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You're Kenny Fisher who got too cool to hang out with me in junior high...
Oh, God. Here we go.
If is finally time for Maynard to become the man
I wish. I can't even get digits as a freshman.
No, you didn't. When I picked her up, her head fell off, you started to cry.
- Hi, Ron. - Hi. Are you okay?
My cousin named her dog Samantha.
There is fate, but it only takes you so far...
Dale! Sign my yearbook!
Okay, we're gonna rendezvous here at 0030 hours, all right?
Someone in there called me a fag.
half-naked, pleasuring yourself or whatever--
Which of you gorgeous fen will be fhe lucky one?
-Don't touch that. -I definitely would have gone elsewhere.
I was totally remembering the time we were in the seventh grade...
82 PERCENT, YO!
Dudel
because, I don't know, I don't know...
That's great. That's really great. Congratulations.
Preston, because you haven't had the chance to revise it...
If they were still here, I'd break 'em like Kato!
- I was gettin' my shit ready. - Your "shit."
Fag!
Yep.
- I'm harnessing my chi. - Your what?
We're not worthy
That I recently became single.
How sick and deluded are you?
- Have you seen Amanda Beckett? - Yeah. I just saw her in there.
Oh, thank God. Look at you.
Besides, I admitted that right away.
That's it. That's my sign.
What are you laughin' at?
Someone have poop on their shoe?
it's time to find out.
It’s finally time for Shannon to become the man
Aaron
Hell, I even tried crawling back to Janeen.
Mine's great.
What was I to do? How was I to proceed?
No, that's not what I meant.
I got caught. I'm going to community college.
that I never had the guts to give you during all four years of high school.
I mean, fhere was even fhat song on fhe radio.
I roll up on that shortie, like, "What's up, yo?"
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I mean, seriously, my parents are coming home on Sunday.
This is my house!
You don't even know me anymore.
Buf you got in your car
What's goin' on? Did ya do it?
Oh, no. It's William.
And he wears T-shirts sometimes?
that no one even bothers to see.
And I was the first person when he pulled up.
Hey, dude, did you hear? I'm naked under my gown.
That’s what I’m sayin’!
Guys like us, we are a dime a dozen.
- I wrote it so many times that it-- - Thank you.
I know.
- Kenny Fisher, sign my yearbook. - No, thanks. No time.
Nothing. I mean, nice to tell me that you changed your plans.
Maybe it's like you said.
Steps ouf of the shade says something like
I got warts all over my feet.
I said I was 16.
The Boston Bullet now boarding at frack 28.
that you had to make that really stupid speech...
No, but there is, see, 'cause...
Steve, make him say somethin' else.
Get offl
Fag
Yeah, well, you're the one...
Why would Amanda Beckett pay attention to a unique spirit like Preston...
I didn't want him.
- Who's a fag? - Yo, both of y'all.
And don't close the door all the way because it's sort of broken.
Sings a sfreetsuss serenade
- It's a bathroom. - I'm aware of that by now.
Don't you wanna keep your tassel? For $5.00, you can keep your tassel.
This is the greatest night of my life
and you paid me a dollar to eat it, and I did.
Come to the pool house with me?
Denise, Amanda and I have to finish what we started four years ago.
Let's load these sickos into the wagon.
Can I come to your wedding?
William, you could get drunk You could get addicted
I’ll be the band dudes I’ll be the band dudes
What are you doing here?
92% of honeys at ucla are sexually active. 92% yo!
Ten willin' and able four guides into fhe theme park of love.