Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

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What's goin' on? Did ya do it?
I didn't want him.
Buf you got in your car
Steps ouf of the shade says something like
Nothing. I mean, nice to tell me that you changed your plans.
If is finally time for Maynard to become the man
Hey, dude, did you hear? I'm naked under my gown.
It’s finally time for Shannon to become the man
that you had to make that really stupid speech...
Ten willin' and able four guides into fhe theme park of love.
because, I don't know, I don't know...
We're not worthy
it's time to find out.
Yep.
This is my house!
That's it. That's my sign.
This is the greatest night of my life
Don't you wanna keep your tassel? For $5.00, you can keep your tassel.
Steve, make him say somethin' else.
- Have you seen Amanda Beckett? - Yeah. I just saw her in there.
- I wrote it so many times that it-- - Thank you.
that no one even bothers to see.
Sings a sfreetsuss serenade
- Hi, Ron. - Hi. Are you okay?
Oh, thank God. Look at you.
- It's a bathroom. - I'm aware of that by now.
No, you didn't. When I picked her up, her head fell off, you started to cry.
There is fate, but it only takes you so far...
What are you laughin' at?
Dudel
I know.
Hell, I even tried crawling back to Janeen.
- I'm harnessing my chi. - Your what?
Mine's great.
Okay, we're gonna rendezvous here at 0030 hours, all right?
I mean, fhere was even fhat song on fhe radio.
What are you doing here?
- I was gettin' my shit ready. - Your "shit."
Guys like us, we are a dime a dozen.
Come to the pool house with me?
And I was the first person when he pulled up.
Yeah, well, you're the one...
92% of honeys at ucla are sexually active. 92% yo!
Fag!
half-naked, pleasuring yourself or whatever--
82 PERCENT, YO!
I mean, seriously, my parents are coming home on Sunday.
-Don't touch that. -I definitely would have gone elsewhere.
The Boston Bullet now boarding at frack 28.
I got caught. I'm going to community college.
Oh, no. It's William.
Aaron
Denise, Amanda and I have to finish what we started four years ago.
No, but there is, see, 'cause...
- Kenny Fisher, sign my yearbook. - No, thanks. No time.
that I never had the guts to give you during all four years of high school.
You don't even know me anymore.
That's great. That's really great. Congratulations.
Let's load these sickos into the wagon.
Can I come to your wedding?
I wish. I can't even get digits as a freshman.
What was I to do? How was I to proceed?
Someone have poop on their shoe?
You're Kenny Fisher who got too cool to hang out with me in junior high...
Fag
Someone in there called me a fag.
That I recently became single.
I said I was 16.
Dale! Sign my yearbook!
No, that's not what I meant.
My cousin named her dog Samantha.
Besides, I admitted that right away.
I roll up on that shortie, like, "What's up, yo?"
Why would Amanda Beckett pay attention to a unique spirit like Preston...
I was totally remembering the time we were in the seventh grade...
If they were still here, I'd break 'em like Kato!
Maybe it's like you said.
And don't close the door all the way because it's sort of broken.
- Who's a fag? - Yo, both of y'all.
How sick and deluded are you?
I got warts all over my feet.
Oh, God. Here we go.
Get offl
Which of you gorgeous fen will be fhe lucky one?
And he wears T-shirts sometimes?
William, you could get drunk You could get addicted
Preston, because you haven't had the chance to revise it...
and you paid me a dollar to eat it, and I did.
That’s what I’m sayin’!
I’ll be the band dudes I’ll be the band dudes