Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Totally prettier, but with bigger boobs.

My parents took me to a 3-D film festival.

Yeah, I heard that.

You are disgusting.

Gosh...You really got me there.

Hey, man. You want a beer?

The girls still talk about you.. Which ones?

I'll scream loose in my mind Are you blind

Look at you, mister. I'm a big football jock.

It's ancient history.

I've been doing a lot of thinking...

That's where I lost her.

- Yeah, man. They suck! - That's what I'm sayin'.

No thanks, no time.

knows a guy who knows a scout in L.A.

Women. College women.

It's all right. I told...

Now that you're finally single...

- What the hell is that? - A hat.

Oh, no, baby, please! You are far too fine to look so sad.

Well, you and me, we never did get that kiss, right?

Actually, I'm trying to get everybody to sign by their own picture.

Those people are totally boring.

You see, Rachel's parents are away, right?

They're gonna kick you out if you don't drink.

How about that party? It's gonna be huge!

- Wait. With who? - Who cares?

Remember that? Huh?

So why didn't you just, you know, break up with him?

to a list of ten very lucky finalists.

giving the underclassmen wedgies.

You remember the time...

But I guess you wouldn't remember that.

- Yeah. - They're so lucky.

Matt Murray’s a god! Matt Murray’s a role model!

It's time to get freaky

Now that Mike is completely out of the picture...

Stytch is DYING to have sex with me.

have probably been drooling over for the past four years!

This song goes ouf to Hope from her boyfriend Ken.

Come on. Where's your school spirit? Go, Hot Dogs!

Your parents are here to take you home.

Did those two girls just go in the make-out room with...

St. Viator high, kiss my ass!

But I figure all the bitches in the class gonna be at this party.

Well, I will be drinking.

Time to get freaky

But then Vice Principal Billard took it around to all the classes...

Hello? Get this off your head.

You tell Special K what he can do to make you feel better.

I'll tell you what my problem is!

When? When you were ignoring me in the halls?

Guns, or work. What shall I do?

You're only leaving tomorrow, but, you know, whatever.

but, like, I hear that song's about his dog.

It rains here no more.

It’s time to get freaky!

Hey yo Struhs baby What’s up?!

And you're my cousin !

Yeah, 'cause for your information...

Take off the hat. No. Take off the hat.

Look, just slow down a sec, would you?

- Are you hyperventilating? - No, I'm centering myself.

- Yeah. - What two 'hos, man?

Cool, a key party, bro.

Yo, this ain't gonna--

I'm gonna go do it right now.

- Someone has poop on their shoe! - Watch it!

Beat him at his own game.

I've had a library book out since the third grade.

Think about what? That you're a childish, self-centered asshole?

You said yourself you'd only done it one time before.

Have you seen my father? Does he have a weapon?

Girls that used to be in high school.

With a love song fhaf he made

Now why do you wanna go to this party tonight and look back?

- Oh, I stepped in guml - Come on. We're already late.

It would've been cool to make out with her, though.

- About what? - Us.

I had a clear shot, and I hesitated.

Guys, we're gonna be in college soon. You know who's gonna be in college?

See, it's just that, Rachel's parents, They Have mirrors

It's one of our shirts, man. I'm wearin' it for publicity.