Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hi! Oh, my God, you guys. Come on in.
Oh, man. I hope you guys are okay.
you told him we were "skanky."
Oh, you know what? That is enough !
- I can't believe you pointed at her. - She didn't see me.
to see who it was, and I was, like, "Wasn't that your bag?"
This is our first show ever. Don't screw it up.
Just so you know.
next time, you know...
You know, mooning the guy at the drive-through window...
- Who the hell is in here? - Don't you even knock?
These are memories frozen in time, people!
- I will. - Mike Dexter.
- Bitch, get a life! - Ah, yeah !
Amanda, I feel really close to you now.
You could get addicted...
Mormons, when you tell them you sometimes
Fag
Yo, hold up. Do I put on a jimmy hat now or--
and you are Boba Fett.
that I am just gonna strip off my clothes and do you right here...
Nothing.
92`%` of women in Los Angeles at UCLA walking around goin'...
If I had arrived on time, I never would have seen her.
You never know.
Well, he is the most dope guy in school.
I think I saw that foreign exchange student...
An angel stripper.
Dudes, remember the game plan.
I mean, Preston, we are so outta here.
He got out of that car--
You are all sheep....bahhhh
It’s my birthday
Gosh, you really got me there.
Oh, will you get off?
No, Mike. My answer is no.
bring rubber flip-flops to the shower.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Come on.
Yeah.
Pete Alonso's a god. Pete Alonso's a role model! Pete Alonso's a god. Pete Alonso's a role model!
- Yeah? So? - So what are you gonna do?
So--
This is just like that Scott Baio thing.
'cause, you know, Chachi always wore that red bandanna.
Now up until now, one could write this off to coincidence...
I want to explain.
It's not that far.
Lol
It was her first day at school.
to set eyes on Amanda Becketf.
i'll kick everone's ass in this room
Fag
No.
I'LL KICK EVERYONE'S ASS IN THIS ROOM!
Mike Dexter is an asshole.
- They suck! - That's what I'm sayin'!
It was this guy--
Genius!
Why wouldn't I give her the letter?
Yeah, I was.
It's not just some sappy love letter telling her...
Try having 40 drunk men grabbing your ass...
we'll have the Man-ilow himself fo answer your quesfions...
and I kinda sorta tripped you...
Yeah.
You're supposed to cherish it forever.
Remember that time when I was about to talk to that beautiful girl...
behind the pool house to here...
Yeah, I guess, for a high school girl.
i am a cooking machine
- Yeah, sure. - Come on. Don't be like that.
How the hell do you know?
That was the funniest, man. I just don't know what to say about it.
- No, I mean, get out! - Yeah, I'm trying to!
Time to get freaky!
For the past decade, he has made a hobby of my pain.
Have I got some news for you.
- Come on. It's okay, baby! - That is disgusting!
I think I'm ready to do this.
You know...
Gosh, you really got me there.
- God! - What? She didn't see me.
Is there a mission to the moon later?
Would you like to touch my penis?
You have to come outside with me, man, 'cause we are--
Preston? I don't know.
It took me all day, but I narrowed it down...
It's just-- God, at first, it was all so unbelievable.
One, two-- Whoa! What is that?
You mean you don't want me to take you back?
No! You don't just hang up!
So what happened?
I am a sex machine!
Yeah. You and me both.
Yeah.
Look, you come in here lookin' like the white artist formerly known as Prince.