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You're Lorde?
I'll call the producers of the show.
He's here to kill us! Run!
How's it going, brahs? This is Cartmanbrah!
I saw the commercial.
Bill Cosby and Taylor Swift,
- Hello. - Hello, son.
There's this black guy, walked into the police station.
# People spouting howdy neighbor #
And your brother. And your Grampa.
but these people have something much darker planned.
Maybe this is all the beginning of a new art form.
on "Jimmy Fallon"?
So, what's the problem?
They had me upload a video
They said my hashtag was awesome
They picked up my hashtag, Stan. I'm trending!
Okay, okay, so we're agreeing the hologram is black.
who want good old family values.
# That's just some J-E-L-L-O #
but now he's trying to tell us what the show should be called.
I am trending into something more than human.
I'm trending more than ever thought possible.
Oh, wow, where are we now, brahs?
That goddamn son of a fucking bitch! That self-promoting asshole who fucked us!
Because Lorde is my dad, all right?!
It's going to be the most ignorant holiday special ever!
Um, look, if I could just talk to him real quick.
It's ignorant.
is just the thing America needs.
There. See that? "Blumpkin catchers."
I just... I just want to be a family again.
That isn't even close!
How are you gonna tell her