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Which celebrity shares your birthday? Hmm… (Whistles) Nice!
Mango for the biceps.
- The job is far too dangerous. - I don't understand.
(sirens wailing)
Huh. Origin of the story!
Really hope no one saw that.
was the best and bravest fireman
Çünkü ben erkek çocukları gibi oynuyorum okula gidiyorum Donate screaming
(whispering) I love you.
Thanks for giving me a better idea.
- Aw. - And I have to protect her.
But this is my shortcut. Normally I'd ask for a tip.
JUPITER 999 VENUS 666 TURNOUT TV FIRE AT THE MIKE FLOOD'S HOUSE
JUPITER 999 VENUS 666 TURNOUT FIRE AT THE WHOLE FISH CAFE NIPPER AND LION TRAPPED INSIDE RADAR REQUIRED SMELL SMOKE RESCUE ANIMALS WITH POSSIBLE CHILDERN KIDS ON BOARD
I don't save people from fires.
Marshmallow in the cheeks to form the jaw.
- Oh, good gravy! - Good luck, my friend.
Jokes, huh?
JUPITER 999 VENUS 666 TURNOUT KID HAS BRAIN FREEZE AT DQ WORKER GRABS SOFT SERVE CONE GIVE TO KID THEN BRAIN STARTS TO FREEZE EMERGENCY HAMBURGER HELPS TO GET KID CURED BY FIREMAN SAM
But firemen have to be... fast and brave.
(LAUGHING) - I’ve been in the same hotel!
And for the mustache, carpet fringes.
And... now it's for you.
(sighs)
Yeah, mine was pretty rough too.
And Jin, explain to me how you fell asleep.
He's the greatest dad in the world
- (panting) - Pauline, I've got you.
Looks like the training paid off, Dad.
300 feet from the Chrysler Building.
Smell harder.
Well, no, you see,
since she took Broadway by storm 20 years ago, mm-hm!
Hmm?
Hey! I think we found them!
I'm going to college next year.
Captain! Captain!
What?
Nobody's safe... not even your daughter.
Okay. Let me try. Nope, I can't. It's too good.
integrating the music recorded at the scene of the fires.
This is going right next to my medallion.
(radio) We interrupt the Champion Spark Plug Hour
♪ Oh! ♪♪
♪ Baby, look at me ♪
Here. Another construction elevator.
I save them from holes in their pants.
(barks)
Hey. Excuse me. Excuse me.
Hmm.
(Georgia) What happened? What happened?
Excelsior!
and I get to be the first fireman... woman.
(loud orchestral music)
So, Shawnie, get some rest, and thanks for the great show.
(grunts)
Amazingly, I need a driver who's always awake.
- (teeth chatter) - Shhh! Hmm.
In slow motion gorge look out
Now, here's the brains of your operation, Ricardo.
(rapid breathing)
Wow. You're so good under pressure.
So, Captain, can I drive?
How rare is your name? Ads be like…
Aaah!
♪ And tell me what... ♪ Whoa!
Call Captain Neil. We found something.
I'm done with New York.
is the day my life began.
Nice hat.
Girls can't be firemen?
We have an arsonist to stop and we have 800 firemen to find.
Okay, I'm Captain Shawn Nolan
Oh... yeah, yeah, yeah.
Out of my sight! Out of my sight!
- (honking) - (gasps)
Yeah, yeah... No!
Stop! Stop! Stop!
And the police! They're hypnotized!
1 2 3 Nigger! Welcome to Nigger World where you can meet every nigger - Even P.Diddy's Oiler-Upper! Eat at Nigger Guys where they have 10 White People! Visit www.NiggerWorld.com for more info. 1 2 3 Nigger! Welcome to Nigger World where you can meet every nigger - Even P.Diddy's Oiler-Upper! Eat at Nigger Guys where they have 10 White People! Visit www.NiggerWorld.com for more info.
Sometimes I "faint" when my emotions are too strong.
(panting)
(Divine) Aaah! My arm! Oh! Oh, it hurts.
(crying)
So he became a tailor instead, like his dad.
There's only the one theater left on Broadway.
Gior-gio, Giorgio, Giorgio. Joe!
- Can you breathe? - (coughs)
Maybe this is a sign that it's time you follow your own dreams.
Oh! (chuckling)
♪ Sometimes you're gonna feel pain like this ♪
(screams)
How are you gonna do that?
(humming)
Okay, panic! Panic!
And when we find these patterns,
Gotta switch to decaf.
(sighs)
See? Sounds like she'll recover.
(Georgia) You see that amazing girl?
(indistinct chatter)
- I love you, Joe. - What?
It's not the first time you've seen him here?
Jin is awfully fast when he's awake.
- (barks) - I'm okay.
...daughter?
(laughs) No, no... Ahem.
Of course. I have a radio. I'm all set.
I look like my mother.
for something that might never happen.
for a couple of days, and I'm worried.
Oh! Sure. No problem, Captain.
He talks like a calculator.
(Ricardo) Oh... I've never seen a material
- Uh, love you! See you tonight. - So, here's the plan.
(dramatic music)
and the same strange music.