Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I assume you still burst into flames and die of barfing, like always.
-No, I don't wanna be a hat rack. -Plus, you could only hold two hats.
-Us in charge. -(CHUCKLING) Yeah.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah (grunts)
TYLOR: (shouting & grunting)
There won't be any raise or car if we don't keep the power on.
dream productions Dream Productions
Let's see... "We clown around to power the town."
-[alarm trilling] -[man] I think somebody is breaking into my car.
(SLURPS AND COUGHS)
Uh, oh, thanks.
-(GASPS) -I think there's one...
-Origins... -Yawn.
I'm sorry, I didn't get your name.
No (shushes) (wails)
Thank you
-Everything's changing. -Laugh power instead of scare power.
-And, Wazowski, you're the... -Wait. I got this.
Hey, everybody, meet the new guy! Tylor Tuskmon.
-Laugh Floor. -"Laugh Floor." Right, right.
My name elder kettle
Uh, yes, I am. How did you know?
Uh Where is it
ANNOUNCER: (OVER PA SYSTEM) Attention Monsters, Inc...
of Comedy Resources Management,
Too much of a commitment.
-Um, that's Ted Pauley. -Sorry, I broke your child.
or, SCPOMICE-VDADOCREM for short.
One monster, two scoops of ice cream, and some root beer.
They're putting you two in charge.
(COUGHING) Why?
-It's impractical. -That's not...
Actually, this version is outdated now.
-Where are we going? -We're going down.
-You know, nothing... -(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
Yeah, I guess, it was just such a large class.
Who are you? You're not on my roster.
(SHORT-CIRCUITING)
Keep trying, Mikey. Keep trying.
"I am proud to be a member of the Monsters, Inc. Facilities Team!"