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KID: (shrieks)
health inspector? What is a heailth department? we have a rat infestation there’s a rat in at gustas’s restaurant. the rat just stole. my Documents
-Oh, my gosh. I'm... -Goodbye! (KISSES)
(GRUNTS AND YELPS)
-Uh... -Tylor Tuskmon, right? Am I right?
-Laugh Floor now. -Right, Laugh Floor.
The metrics of your performance will be measured by our humor gauge
Okay, I give up. Who's "David"?
But look, the MIFT team, they mean well, all right?
-But it was special. -We didn't actually speak.
"Monsters, Incorporated is pleased to offer you the position of Scarer."
We can go back to Harryhausen's?
that's knocked off the board. Ping!
Huh?
Careful
-Cosmic. -Well, that's one way of describing it.
Is this a prank?
There's no daylight, but you get used to it.
(CHILD CRYING)
-Grandfather figure? -That's my father's father.
ROZE: wasowski
That's where I work! Hop in, I'll take you!
-No! No, no, no... -(GLASS SHATTERS)
That was Cutter. And this is Banana Bread.
Would you say you could hang forty umbrellas up there?
(SCREAMS)
Goochi goochi…. (Yelling)
Headed off to the big house.
Unless you can make a kid laugh, you got no future.
-In private. -Sure. Yeah.
What skills do you have besides scaring?
Lullaby and goodnight
Except for the loan debt, right? Ka-ching!
Couple of things I wanna mention.
First impressions, everybody seems a little bit crazy, right?
-...and scare power... -Laugh.