Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He's just a little jealous.

Hey, Coach. Bird by bird.

but your consciousness can end in a second?

as long as we talk about anything but the game and drink.

-Don't think we should. We don't need to. -Hey, now, look. I know, I know, I know.

-Yes, you were, you bastard. Oh! [cackles] -[chuckles]

Of course, of course, of course. My pleasure.

[woman] I'm sure you know that your trousers are ripped.

Oh, yeah. We're a repressed nation.

I've been in this game too long now.

She said you can keep those.

Next thing I know, you've geolinked my phone to your network

17, 18, 19, 20.

-[chuckles] -Because it doesn't happen on the pitch.

Oh, right. Yeah, no. That-- That's a thing.

I dated a professor at Oxford. And I listen more than I talk.

Knock that shit off.

-You Merton motherfucker. -Ah.

than any place any of us have ever lived.

-Jane coming? -We broke up.

-[panting] -[grunts]

[phone ringing]

Yeah, what were you professor of?

-No. No. -Uh, I've actually watched it plenty.

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-Thank you. -Well, they look good on you.

-[yells] -[chuckles]

-Where the fuck is he? -If Beard's not coming, I'll get coffees.

One night is good, two nights is perfect, three is too many.

[grunts, chuckles]

[stadium crowd chants]

I wasn't aware the laws were so restrictive here.

which it is, because she never says "I love you."

Professor McGonagall taught us a lot.

-I thought you needed a hug. -Do you wanna talk about it?