Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

but it worked out okay for me.

I don't know. Put your hand on it.

I remember his hopeful expression.

Toula! What time is it?

Well, Mana-Yiayia's in the house, so...

ALL: Mana-Yiayia?

I'm going to find her a boyfriend. Relax.

It's what I want.

They have to make the breasts bigger for me.

so one day you can make babies.

All my life, I wanted to be a newscaster,

Where's Taki? He never answers the phone.

But you snore, not me.

Right there. Oh, yeah.

Twice I drank it

Good. Look on the monitor.

(BOTH SCREAMING)

Do you have a son?

And afterward, this will help you sleep better. Hmm.

(EXHALES SHARPLY)

Come on, you can help me butter garlic bread.

So I go with them to get groceries,

I will always be right here.

Toula, it very good news.

My niece wants to come to your school, you're gonna say, Welcome.

(SIGHS) They called it moose-caca.

IAN: Look low, everybody.

Dad, you're gonna have to type in your relatives

It's not that therapy.

0-6-6... No, no, no. 6-0-6.

PARIS: I'm so sorry. Come on, let's go.

Did you write that letter?

Slippery like an eel

To you, Ian, my brother.

I'm a hippie. (LAUGHS)

Did we order limousines?

A mother working two days a week, perfect!

Mmm. So good. Mmm-hmm.

Keep your eyeballs open now for a nice Greek boy

No! No! (GRUNTS)

Yeah, convince her to just go to the church and get it done, Theia-

The phone's ringing.

NICK: Who's pushing?

Maria... No, you're not.

We're getting married!

Sounds good! Let's go.

Usually the parents pay for it. ALL: Yeah.

But once you're a parent, what else do you want to talk about?

We are all descendants of Alexander the Great.

Maria, please invite them to our restaurant.

Ian, you don't know because you're not successful like me.

I'm sorry I'm late. lam closing up.

TOULA: Okay, get dressed!

I am Maria Portokalos.

I want to go to New York University.

GUS: Ian, look.

and I found you one.

you get to choose your own seven-year-old boyfriend.

Come on! Let's go!

and NYU, New York City.

Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

There won't be a spasmodic catastrophic ripple in the space-time continuum.

Angelo! My nuts!

GUS: I sleep with the dog.

Don't have garlic tonight because you might get lucky.

How about another date tonight?

Gus is a good man.

What do you need, Mom?

Just because you don't want to be working here when you're my age

Will you go to prom with me?

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

Higher! Use your man muscles!

I've been waiting a long time to do that.

Your generation, you're super mommy.

You do. (LAUGHING)

TOULA: Please? Get it done?

When I went through puberty, my tongue swelled up like a tree trunk.

You married a kseno. My husband!