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Everybody on that island has six toes.
By myself.
Yes. Okay.
(ALL ARGUING INDISTINCTLY)
Wow.
I got this, Ma.
We just got here. Where are you?
(GROANING)
(GRUNTS)
My dad, into that ambulance, and you are standing here...
If?
So, they're not getting married?
Yes. She said, If you're too nervous to do your duties,
Shush!
Tiahn, will you go to prom with me?
The wedding planner, she fired me!
Look, you coming out of the flower.
I missed you, too.
(KNOCKING ON WINDOW)
We're gonna have a nice day.
Just tell me.
I don't know.
Ma, you couldn't put some clothes on him?
Take a photo! Yeah, take a photo.
and I fainted!
Dear admissions board, we hope you accept our daughter
Yeah, we had to stop and pick up Mana-Yiayia.
We are.
(LAUGHING NERVOUSLY)
This is your mouse moving on the screen.
Very brave.
Your baklava's dry. Accept it.
You Greek?
Or your partner?
Uh-huh. And I sculpted a Parthenon out of soap.
I waited for Taki to scoop me up.
(SIZZLING)
So, Persian?
ANGELO: Keep the towel on!
Too much makeup.
Go to the hospital.
(SNORING)
I chose to stay in our country.
Shut up, Tommy.
Everything go smooth?
Oh. Beautiful.
Socrates, let's go.
TOULA: Mom, hold on. Toula, do something!
Go and have a great time.
Nothing, nothing! We're just going.
MAN: I'll check this for you.
PARIS: Chicago. You?
What are you doing?
Angelo, go pick a wife.
Yeah, it always works. That's great.
I need more butter!
Of course.
I got this! (LAUGHS)
IAN: Okay. Let's go.
GUS: Uh-huh. Uh-huh. I'm going to prove to your mother
GUS: Maria, what's...
Hey! Save it for the shrink.
Who is Xoxo?
just pretend to faint, and your husband will take it from there.
(LAUGHING)
Yes!
Mana-Yiayia and I will stay with Paris. I'll talk to her.
Uh-huh. (AUNT VOULA SIGHS)
Twice I drank it. I gave birth without drugs.
Maybe everyone could pick a category. Food, glassware...
Get it Off.
Now...
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
It's ready.
I got it.
Said no one ever.
Ah.
Okay, go- Okay.
I can be late to a class.
Ah, the grandma finally went.
Anyway, welcome to my restaurant.
If I could, I wouldn't need you.
TOULA: Bye.
My dad used to say that to me, and now he just said it to my daughter.
TOULA: Dad, I can't believe you said that.
(LAUGHING)
GUS: Paris!
(BOTH GASPING AND SCREAMING)
Is in my name, which makes you my employee.
He is now.
Gracias.
You all right?
Yeah.
right beside you.
Yeah, in the city.
(VACUUM WHIRRING)
Your grandparents are living in sin because your pappou won't propose.
Want to work on it?
(BOTH SPITTING)
Okay, bye, bye.
No, no, no. I'm not doing this.
MARIA: Toula!
It was shaped like Mykonos.
Gus, go have a drink.
Let's drink.
Hey, Tiahn, do you want to go to prom with me?
You are still hot.
You all wanna do this?
No, no, you need it for college.