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(TIRES SCREECHING) (SIRENS BLARING)
I see you.
Oh, okay. Okay! That's good. That's good.
we make it through bad economies and sickness and even wars
(LAUGHING)
(WHISPERS) What's going on?
Ah. TOULA: Dad!
We are not married.
This is called a mouse. Why?
He just has it.
Ah. Thank you. How's my mom?
Well, you know, the war.
Slower please. Just a little bit.
(EXCLAIMS)
I did it.
So many other things I could be doing in my senior year.
Quick, sit down before my wife gets here.
Hi, sweetheart.
IAN: How could I miss it?
I had to put my hands underneath it and turn it over.
Nothing.
Put some strawberries.
NIKKI: Exactly.
(GASPS) Okay, I put a towel over his private parts.
(ALL LAUGHING)
(CHUCKLES)
We called it the telephone.
(CHUCKLES)
Okay.
Wrinkles! No.
Oh, Gus, what is the problem?
Anyway, I'm Elizabeth.
I was thinking that we could act like it's okay with us.
I'm a real Greek, too.
Oh, thank you. I have tweezers.
Instead, he put a blanket over me.
who is xoxo?
(CHUCKLES) Okay.
I know, I know.
Easy, easy.-
Will you marry me?
He's not allowed.
I'll prove I'm related to Alexander the Great
before you Greeks discovered rocks.
All right, I'll talk to my mom and dad after I make dinner.
MARIA: I'm so excited.
AUNT VOULA: Oh, look at this! Perfect!
What's going on? I'm calling the cops.
Oh, we smell like burnt oregano and feta cheese.
This is for you.
MARIA: Nicko.
TOMMY: Walk away, dude.
(LAUGHING) Oh, yeah? Yeah.
Because they make you stay on the couch
(SLOW MUSIC PLAYING)
Act like we're having fun. One, two, three.
Is someone ill?
Thank you.
How will that work?
I don't see you.
(CLEARS THROAT)
Pull, pull. Okay.
Confidence.
Paris will stay in Chicago.
You Okay?
That's funny. That's funny.
God, no. No. No. No.
Oh. Yeah.
The man doesn't know history. Spreading his seed?
We're married already.
(MARIA GASPS) Perfect.
Like thinking about prom?
One of the best joke in the movie i told u about "The Greeks Invented Italian."
Sorry.
Oh, yeah?
But is not.
I love him.
MARIA: There she is!
IAN: Mmm-hmm.
It's okay. He knows, he knows.
Go, go! Okay,
You said you had a son for my granddaughter.
there you go
This should fit.
In 334 BC,
(SIGHS)
You look Greek.
Bye. IAN: Let's go, honey.
There you go. (LAUGHS)
IAN: Paris!
MARGE: Beautiful day today.
1-9-2-9.
(SPEAKING GREEK)
I was rude to the boss.
had adventure in my life.
Who's gonna curl all your hairs?
I kept volunteering at her school.
No, we can't.
I'm so sorry. My pipes froze.
ATHENA: This is nice.
(CHUCKLES)