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Thank you so much!
What happened?
I canceled a waxing for this.
GUS: She's just kidding, you know.
Είναι εντάξει για έναν Άγγλο.
You can say no to them.
Here. Yeah, great.
I was brave.
I know.
Gus, you okay?
Hey! Hey.
That's delete! Go back! Oh, my God.
And this is gonna last you till you graduate college.
Look! You see that? Alexander the Great!
I'll stay here in Chicago.
And a tuition discount means a box of steaks for ya.
What is it, dear?
yelling every morning for his mineral oil
who was brave like him to come to America and live an adventure.
Come on, let's go.
AUNT VOULA: The pink one. The pink one.
TOULA: No, no, honey.
(BOTH MOANING SOFTLY)
It's too tight.
you're cooking something, you're volunteering somewhere.
I'll be back.
You're on clean-up.
Dad.
Okay.
Pluck your eyebrow.
Oh, funeral homes.
And then they're not.
Ah! (CHUCKLES)
It's just, I've been a mom for so long, I don't remember how to be us.
Okay. Mom. Okay.
Look, satin.
ELIZABETH: Where are you from?
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
What did she say... (GASPING) Beautiful!
Please stop!
MARIA: No fine!
That means children,
(BOTH LAUGHING)
I'm sorry.
That's good!
I saw a bigger group at the college fair.
This is so good. Mmm...
No! Now what? Okay!
He just says stuff like that. To me, too.
Toula, find your daughter a Greek boyfriend
Come on!
ATHENA: Wow. NIKKI: A big one!
What bra?! 15 hours down… lifetime time go ;)
Hi.
The paper? I'm going to frame this.
At least they are married.
ELIZABETH: Boston.
Stay. You're older than me.
No. Right.
True. (SIGHS)
I don't snore, he snores.
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
you become a sign of hope to the optimist.
Look, weddings are expensive.
(LAUGHS)
Did he fall? It's that hip.
because we stick together.
Dad, what are you up to?
(SIGHS)
Hello, everybody. Good to see you again.
You walk through your life seeing your shadow as two people.
(SARCASTICALLY) Oh, yeah, sure.
Because he has a magic wand.
Your hip is better. The physical therapy is working.
(SIGHS)
Sit.
NICK: Ouch! He's biting! He's biting!
Be careful, Gus. Your hip.
This one. This is the one. No, I don't like this. This one.
Yeah, you can't un-see that.
Thank you.
(SIGHS)
How you doin'? Hello.
Should I call an ambulance?
Anyway, you know what Taki likes in bed?
That's fregie on the facetimes
You want decency?
So, who are you going to prom with?
Oh, the Find Your Ancestry site.
Men love morning room service.
one of my ovaries never put out an egg.
(SIRENS WAILING)
So, why aren't you in Greek Club?
Well, what was she, 120? Mmm-hmm.
Faster, faster! What?
I'm gonna get my ma.
Okay? Yeah.
Urn, you. All our lives.
(CHILDREN LAUGHING)
(ALL CHEERING)
shut your eyes.
(LAUGHTER)
She can't lift him.
TOULA: When did my name change from...
she popped out another one.
(CHUCKLES)
No, you're not.
Oh, you do, huh?
You told the family?
We're good.
I got some killer moves.
Dot, dot. Okay.
What do men want? A companion
I'm just saying, you don't need a caterer.
I pretend Taki is a vampire from one of those movies.