Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

(APPLAUSE)
COSTA: I'm gonna kill you!
(HONKING)
Thank you.
Yes, yes, yes!
Everything. Ooh!
(INDISTINCT MURMURS)
Huh? (SIGHS)
We can do whatever we want. We can take a vacation.
GUS: Maria, where are you?
Hey, Dad, pop the trunk. I'm freezing my nads off.
who is xoxo?
Well, let me think. Wait!
I got it.
Yes, we are!
Hi.
Cool.
says she's always been bossy and he won't do it.
You've been accepted at Northwestern University
Alexander the Great conquered the Persian army and occupied the East.
(TIRES SCREECHING)
I remember those good-night kisses.
ALL: Oh!
I'm here.
(CHUCKLING)
(SIGHS)
Mmm. (LAUGHING)
But you just explained why I'm never here.
Dad! You can't say that to her!
Everybody has boys.
You will score. The Greeks invented hockey.
Yes.
That's not working.
Oh, my-
until a priest can say it's okay.
'cause you didn't want your parents to see me?
No, no, that'll make him feel old.
This is why Aunt Voula said, Don't talk about Paris.
Come on, just think about it. We could do anything, we're newlyweds!
Ah. (LAUGHS)
Because, uh, well...
A gentleman's tip too woo the ladies
No. Anything come from colleges yet?
Paris! Pappou didn't mean to say anything hurtful.
Employee, bring menus.
That never works. That never works.
Honey, by the way, we think you should go to college out of state.
Let's wait until summer. We check his feet.
What is that? Reverse psychology?
Oh, no, no, don't click on that, Dad. That's porn.
This is the most beautiful cake I ever saw.
But I stayed too close.
You better get married soon. You starting to look old.
I've been thinking, maybe I could have traveled.
No, I don't know what I'm gonna do.
And we had children?
Maria.
I send him money. He sends it back.
Very close.
Hey, sorry we're late.
J J
You're married.
The priest in our village, he never finished the seminary.
Oh, no. (SCATTING)
So, I guess he just came back to the town,
Good morning.
(MOANING)
Please, help me get my parents married.
Ma, what's the matter?
(ATHENA AND NIKKI SIGHS) Ladies.
Okay.
IAN: Eh, come on, don't let them boss you around.
Husbands. (LAUGHS)
You Greek.
Hey-
Ah... (CHUCKLING)
Pater, look at my wedding certificate.
Okay, so just when my daughter doesn't want me around anymore,
Stop trying to fix everything.
Now, show me how to work that.
Me? Yeah.
IAN: Hey, it's Ian. Leave me a message.
Who says a woman is supposed to be married?
And dress up like a hotel maid.
NICK: I thought it was a good proposal.
Oh, no, do not spy on Paris. Never!
Congratulations on your wedding today.
You used to be good-looking. Get it together.
Spanakopita!
Theia Voula said to remember I was a girlfriend before I was a mother.
(LAUGHING) Yeah. They're like my family.
No, you don't.
What was that?
And even though I'm taking a step back,
Come on, Toula.
Okay.
Okay! Get the door! Go! Go!
We're the Mikoses. I'm Anna, this is my husband George.
Thank you.
Why would I have an issue being Greek?
Come on. Please don't.
Officer, Officer, go slower, please.
I'm sorry, Costa. Can't do it.
You look pretty.
Okay.
Yeah.
I know.
Well, shouldn't you be in class right now?
Psst!
If I... Hey, wait, wait!
Girlfriend?
Why stand when you can sit?
Hmm.
TOULA: Aw, kisses from your child.