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Quit?
You look so handsome.
The Chinese gave the world paper, tea and medicine.
Bye-bye! Okay.
Why? Do you need me to be?
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
Okay.
Wait, guys, my nuts! Come on!
Uh...
Come on, Dad.
Okay? All right. Yep.
But don't tell her.
Everybody pooled their airline miles.
You need me to do anything, or you want to talk about anything?
Hi, I'm Patrick. It's so nice to finally meet you.
I'm thirsty. Really? Yeah, it's...
BOTH: Oh!
What? We can't leave right now.
I'm stepping back now.
NICK: You can't breathe. You can't breathe.
It's over there. I need that oven in five.
You baby your parents because you can't parent your baby no more.
Mmm-hmm.
(SPEAKING GREEK)
Come on!
The priest says he will do it.
Hey, Bennett.
Really?
ANGELO: Sorry.
GTA 6 JUST RELEASED!1!1!1!1!1 This YARN was created on the 25th of October, 2028.
Chimi comes from the Greek word kima, ' which means spicy beef.
I cleaned the car. Ooh.
So, then I want back pay for 50 years of overtime!
Look what it's doing.
Toula, take me to the hospital.
(LAUGHING)
Tables are there, but the plates are just gonna go in the truck.
We could adopt a baby.
Say something nice.
Your father may be crazy,
Okay.
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
I heard I come from a long line of strong women.
MARIA: No!
A crime scene.
The Greeks invented Italian.
And bring your son.
Well, four hours, $500.
What's up, Dad?
(SIGHS)
It's what everyone wants, dear.
Costa, did you finish drawing Alexander the Great?
Have they been drinking?
(BOTH LAUGHING)
Where do you wanna go to college?
how do you know that you'd better start minding your own business? well i'm such a master buttinsky. and it's time i got to scanning by tox airlines.
You better get married.
(BOTH SIGHING)
Please, oh, please. Let's go over there.
You know,
No.No.No!
(CHEERING) (GRUNTS)
Me.
Sometimes he likes me to dress up like a wizard.
I'll get my car.
Who said there's no romance after marriage?
Remember, Paris, not until your wedding night.
(DOOR SLAMS) (MARIA EXHALES)
I could have cured diseases, wrote poetry,
(DOOR CLOSES)
Paris, be a hairdresser. Like me!
How are the wedding preparations?
She's only coming there if you teach Greek history.
Urn, are they staying?
And decorated the gym.
You okay, babe?
Don't.
Huh.
Parents deserve a sex life.
Remember, you were a girlfriend before you were a mother.
ANGELO: Come here, pal.
Maybe my adventure was to make a family.
Because in my day, women were raised to be married.
Why convince them to just get it done?
I mean, I have to.
What was the band'? The Funkateers.
I'll get you there as fast as I can.
You don't need a boyfriend,
No, Theia. (LAUGHING) I'm just kidding.
Um...
Our family be like
Now.
How can you say that?
Yeah, what's that thing called where they search for the...
And that was the last time you tried being romantic.
My family worries about each other because we're close.
GUS: What? Now everybody's going.
Well, luckily, people still eat.
Have fun.
Uh...
Am I always so close, you see your shadow as two people?
Same as they do in, like, Chinese Club
I can do an e-mailed invitation.
Ma, I'm not 13 anymore.
I have to do something.
Just a small piece.
I don't know how it got there. Delete, delete, delete...
Why do you want to leave me?
(GRUNTING)
And another one.
Hey, remember when we were dating,
TOULA: Ah, it's okay. Prom is important.
I'll bring you the tray and a fork.
One of the best joke in the movie i told u about
Yeah!
I hope I don't get fired.
The wedding planner quit.
You look pretty on your big day, Yiayia.
He's a crazy man.
Get out.