Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's still puffy. Look.
Oh, you all know that.
Bye. Bye, sweetie. Bye. MARIA: Bye-bye!
Do you have any children?
It is indecent.
Thank you, thank you!
(CHUCKLES)
I can't believe I did that.
Hey, we're not talking about me.
You know what?
Who will you go to church with?
Been a long time since those two made fun of your lunch.
Hey, hey, hey-
(GASPS) Did you hear? Paris is staying.
Here comes the principal.
You really think Paris is gonna go away to college?
You're Greek?
And he has that same look on his face today.
Love it. Love it. This is good.
My sister did it right.
and we make fun of our parents.
And you do mine. Okay.
Okay.
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
MARIA: Good?
(EXHALES)
Well, what are we gonna do?
We see no difference between hugging and suffocation.
I want you to propose to me.
Because he is stubborn.
I don't know what I'm gonna do if she goes away.
Then why do we have to see the priest?
Mother!
Lift these.
Okay.
Perfect. Okay, what else?
Toula, you and Ian seen these eyes?
You don't have a house to do that? Oh, my God.
You know what it's like to have that person there
Maria, this is serious. It's not right.
Our priest just can't sign it?
Yep.
He can't sleep without me?
What do you mean by that?
(YELLS)
I can't take that everyone is always in my business.
Huh.
It's okay.
I used to park right...
Can I just ask? Yes, dear.
Oh. Yeah.
(NICK SPEAKING GREEK)
Down, down, save.
Your uncle hugs hard.
(STUDENTS LAUGHING)
To you, Costa, my brother.
Where were we?
Yeah! Thanks.
TOULA: Then I remembered I've never been cool.
Hey, come.
You get my flat-screen TV?
Do you jerk off?
Oh, God, no.
If that's what you want.
If you see my daughter, tell her I'm upstairs.
Yeah?
Mmm. Why, what do you do there?
Upstairs.
WOMAN: Hey!
Slow sperm.
One, two, three, pull!
(CHUCKLES) No offense.
You could have had this! All of it!
that I'm related to Alexander the Great.
I'm not ready to get married just like that.
(CLEARS THROAT)
(SIRENS WAILING) (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
so his bowels won't get backed up!
There's Paris.
AUNT VOULA: Look at this app.
Mom's needy, Pappou wants to marry me off,
grandkids give you a kneecap to the face yet dear? yes all over me coakepochkey
(SPEAKING GREEK)
(ALL LAUGHING)
I'll come to the hospital, too.
(BAND PLAYING)
GUS: Wonderful!
No, Dad, I just...
What's the plan?
I see her.
Soon I will have proof
One of the best joke in the movie i told u about "The Greeks Invented Italian."
But when you do well,
(SIGHS)
The Greeks invented Facebook They called it the telephone
Paris, look.
No. That's what your family does.
Family members only!
What's going on?
Okay. PARIS: I'm good.
XOXO.
COSTA: Okay, give me a word. Any word.
Okay. That's good.
to college in New York.
BOTH: One, two, pull!
I should have retreated.
(LAUGHS)
Guys? Mmm-hmm.
It was a long time ago.
Wait! What am I doing? That's stupid. Be cool, be cool.
AUNT VOULA: Oh, no, really?
Tonight, you sleep in another room.
Mom and Dad! Look, it's Rodney and Harry!
Because you're not a woman who has put up with Pappou for 50 years.
Your brothers are coming, so you make sure you score.
Time served.