Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[Thunder crashes]

- [Scoffs] Stop, Eric. - You are.

No, no, no. It's not about one person.

Ike, no Internet tonight.

Not your fault.

[School bell rings]

Instead of a fresh, new Star Wars, we want the old,

Please, welcome the man who, with your help,

Everyone's ripping on LEGOs.

for this sentence? Anybody?

You want to tell them that?

I've studied your work.

I don't know if many of you know Heidi,

and had a baby with a giant,

Whoever sent it is completely offline, too.

So I'm standing in line at the airport,

All right, engaging Twitter now.

Well, that's important, too, I guess,

take away our online lives, Skank.

[Cheers and applause]

We did it! We did it!

No dude wants his finger in some ugly bitch's ass.

The Guardian has a bunch of stories up about how the Denmark government

Please, get off of the internet.

It's cool, baby.

Sir, public opinion of Denmark is very, very shit.

isn't responding to even interview requests.

Uh... yeah, looks like we're tanking in the polls.

That is why millions of Americans

All right, look. How do you troll somebody?

So you've been okay with the [bleep] everyone to death,

Okay, adjectives describe nouns,

[Door slams open]

But you know what?