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But come back later.

But in my defense, she was kind of annoying.

There's no school today. It's a Saturday.

Wait. You go to the hardware store to pick up girls?

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Right, and if you recall, her computer had a web cam and a T-1 line, so I...

You're never gonna believe what just happened.

Okay, okay, everybody! Hands.

Maybe you're not as good a liar as you think you are.

Look who it is! Your old friend Barney!

I mean, she hired a wedding planner!

I'll pretend to be the girl that you're hitting on.

Not without a chew toy from Uncle Barney first.

of the women you've tricked into sleeping with you.

I just came on too strong.

Oh, really? Then why am I not in prison for perjury?

And when I got back...

Look, I'm sure he's in a better place.

- How could it not be Prince of Norway?! - Barney, you're the tiebreaker.

You're the Barney who ditched her in the woods?

Shouldn't be too hard to figure out which one it is.

The top 64 women I've slept with, split into four regions.

So from the bottom of my heart, for whatever I did to you,

How many of these girls know they're being photographed?

And you get to keep the duffel bag.

Go over there and apologize.

but he's just saying whatever it takes to get in your pants.