Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

am a jerk to women.

It's Fake Baby.

But I don't want to talk about work.

deserves an apology, and I'm not telling you if she's the one

How the hell am I gonna narrow this down?

Oh! I can't decide. It could be any one of them.

I've spent the last two days trying to remember

I knew it was Holly. It had to be Holly.

Hey, there, how are you doing?

There are four kinds of women who go to the hardware store by themselves.

up against the number seven seed, "Girl who thought I was a scuba instructor."

The winner gets $100,000 stuffed in a duffel bag.

How are we even discussing this?

Sorry, but I did sleep with that girl twice. As Barney and Larney.

I hooked up with her in an apartment I was pretending was my own,

I'm tired and sad.

Usually I just lean in and whisper this one thing in their ear.

Well then, to the last Fourth of July weekend

All of them, but only about half buy a copy on the way out.

Barney, I'm sorry, that's my friend Sally from work.