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YOU'VE GOT TO BE STRONG FOR BOTH OF US.
WEEZY, EITHER YOU TELL ME THE GOOD NEWS...
I HOPE THIS WILL BE THE HAPPIEST BIRTHDAY YOU'VE EVER HAD.
THAT AIN'T BRANDY. THAT'S COGNAC. OH.
WELL, MAMA... HUSH, GEORGE!
WHEN THEY GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER BETTER.
I'M OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW WHAT'S BEST FOR EVERYBODY.
GOOD. [Sighs]
MMM? MMM-MMM!
BUT ABOUT OUR GETTING MARRIED... DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE WEDDING, MAMA.
OH. DID SHE REALLY TELL YOU THAT?
MOTHER JEFFERSON OUGHT TO LOVE IT. I GUARANTEE SHE'LL LOVE IT.
WELL, IN THAT CASE...
HEY, MAN, LOOK, YOU'RE PRACTICALLY MY PAPA. YOU COULD SAY ANYTHING.
BUT YOU'LL LOVE DOWN THERE IN FLORIDA, MOTHER JEFFERSON.
BUT WOULDN'T IT BE BETTER TO HAVE SOMEONE AROUND FOR COMPANIONSHIP?
MAYBE? YOUR MOTHER CAME OVER FOR A HAPPY BIRTHDAY,
BUT IF TELL HER YOU DON'T WANT HER, THAT'S GONNA MAKE HER EVEN MORE MISERABLE.
LOOK, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. I'M PAYING FOR IT.
HE JUST PUTS THE FOOD IN HIS MOUTH AND SWALLOWS.
AND I'M NOT ON WELFARE. THEN YOU AIN'T GOT NOTHIN'.
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