Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

If you can't have sex with a monkey, make friends with the organ grinder.

'what with falling towards the ground with only a massive rubber band between me and...

Nancy is in the States and Super Hans is on the rig. I need a friend.

Thanks for the call. This beats being home in the same old trousers.

'OK, going undercover.

Well, it was a passionate relationship.

We should do something for him.

He thinks you and I should see less of each other. He's old-fashioned.

It's just... The thing is... Jeff's asked... said, actually...

See you later, Jeff.

Old-fashioned? What's next? Put you in a chastity belt

'I've entered the abyss.

You could have your cock in her and still not have the balls to fuck.

'All my normal sensible cowardice has been overridden by stupid love! '