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Psst! Mark!
How's it going, Jeff?
- I just don't know what to do. - What about?
'This is it. This is my lowest ever.
'There's no way of knowing for sure.'
No, not because of feelings. Just simplicity.
He's going to move in with me for a couple of months, see if it helps.
What are you talking about?
'Jeff's apparent mate, who would never try to nick his bird from under his stupid old-fashioned nose.
You could do a sponsored history... thing. Or dig. Or just reading.
'Her breast is just brushing my side there.'
Oh, yes. Right. You play that, do you? Of course.
'I've done self-harm. Compared to that, this is a walk in the park. Do it for Sophie.'
'Brilliant. This is brilliant. Oh, life is sweet! '
got off with this girl.
Well, let's be honest. I suppose the best man won.
How dangerous am I now, eh?!
'I'll go for these. Coloured. It'll make him look faintly ridiculous.
'All the reds. That looks amazing.'
"Twat a geezer"?
I suppose I was kind of surprised Jeff was cool about me coming over.
Squeeze me.
No, you do not just undo that!
Right. You didn't try to have sex with a monkey?
'What a surprise - you haven't got any because you're a gristle-head.
- Hey, Soph. You OK? - Yeah, just getting my head together.
That's the thing. That's what this horrible decision relates to,
- Oh, God. - You all right, Mark?
Hey. What's with all the mags?
It's going a bit terribly. But it's important I make friends with him.
Mark, I need to see Sophie. >
Brilliant. My mate and your woman have just gone to fuck each other.
Listen. I know you're doing this to spend time with me and I appreciate it.
We hate you! You're a cocksucker! Jez told me about your fling.
Loads of birds, foil bag, the whole caboodle.