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Carmen Electra's in there. I would seriously love to really, really bang her.
You want me to... No, I don't think so, Jeff.
No worries.
It's OK. I'll make us a nice cup of tea.
It's all right, Mark.
Hello?
OK. Basically, Jeff... he... not really, but a bit...
'Maybe I'm too nice. I should have tried, "Hey, baby, suck this."
Twitter users: You promised to improve Twitter Elon Musk: Hitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia, Jeremy. Welcome to the real world.
Feel a bit safer strapped together?
How did Soph find out about that girl in the pub, Jez?
Swimming?
You've given up trying to hump Soph?
Aye-aye. A couple of high-street honeys at three o'clock.
Jesus! Can't I have a cough without being taken to Guantanamo Bay?
All right. If I tell you, you have to promise not to tell anyone. On your mum's life.
- Rod's hypoglycaemic again. - Oh, dear. Poor Rod.
Got a mission for you. Need a few rubber johnnies and I'm not dressed.
Just open the door. We need to talk.