Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

This could be a coincidence. Easily.

Should we go for a drink?

unlike that Turkish shepherd who chewed off his own knackers. Did you see that?

I'm not sick but I'm not well

Don't worry, Soph. I'm giving him the broom.

'I've bought a house in the abyss. I'm getting my post forwarded to the abyss.'

No. I only told you for a laugh. It's all a great big laugh. You promised not to tell.

I considered doing that thing that that MP and Michael Hutchence did. You know...

I don't want to talk. I want to live. I want to do things.

Does he come at you with a stick?

Don't say anything you'll regret. I'm with Jeff now.

Sorry about that, mate. Bye.

I shouldn't be here. I don't know what I'm doing.

- Hi, there, Soph. - Hey, Mark.

Jez, just relax. Isn't Ready, Steady, Cook on?

So I'm the fluffer?

You're a bloke, I'm a bloke. We're both bloody good blokes,

And I'll raise you...

Jez, don't do that. I won't be long. Then we can talk about... stuff.

'I win... in the most minor way possible.'

I said I'd talk to you about a sponsored something.

I'm genuinely really, really hungry, too hungry to jump!

Uh... No. No, mate. No idea.

Oh, no, now I've said too much. Damn. Damn these lips of mine.

We're supposed to be flatmates.

I got a pair. The straps go all the way up, like a Roman sandal.

You’re going to “twat” a geezer?