Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's fine by me.

'No, it's not my style. Got to stick to my own methods, my homespun charm.

Alan's gonna be so pleased with us.

So... FHM have only gone and done a bloody sex issue. Did you see that?

God, no. He broke a plate once but...

Soph, let's cook for these guys while they're in the pub. I've got wine.

Sexuality is a broad spectrum and...

'I hope I wasn't too subtle. That definitely wasn't too subtle.'

You're not wanted here, Jeff! Get away from here.

Do I just undo it?

'Maybe I can fill the abyss with lots of urgent calls.'

Stupid video or comfy warm bed?

'Bonding with Jeff. I'm almost there, Soph. Clear the runway. I'm coming in to land.'

Yeah. I thought it would be simpler for us to keep a distance.

Paranoia, paranoia

- You what? - I certainly wouldn't mind... giving him one.

Were you playing the Lock, Stock And Two Smoking Barrels video game?

There's no need to spread it around. But yes, those are the facts.

Looks like we got ourselves a Humpty.

Sounds like your relationship was a prison

'You're a bottler, Corrigan. You couldn't bungee, you wouldn't lunge.

Or stay here and play something else.

Moving in won't help. Give him space. That might help.

Come on, gorgeous. Let's get you to bed.

I don't want to go. I need a sandwich.

' Yes, civilisation is definitely doomed.'

You sure this is OK?

Soph, just heard. The Shapiro Finance presentation's been cancelled.

something that Jeff's done that I'm not sure if I should tell you.

You're stripes, Mark.

'Turkish shepherd, ate his own testicles. NB: Ignore tragic earthquake context.

GOD BE LIKE I’M GIVING YOU THE BROOME, DAMIAN!

I've got a plan. Trek the Andes. I've got a mate and he did it.