Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yeah. Well, history's history.

Jez, don't worry. I'm not actually cutting myself.

'But there's always a chance someone else might have a better one.

Blood is coming out of your arm. For fuck's sake, stop it!

Does... Does he beat you, Soph?

No, I can't. I really can't.

'Ha, got my emotional meathook in. Now time to waggle it around.'

Most people wouldn't volunteer for a charity bungee jump.

What are we gonna do? Go make a tent in the living room and eat Dairylea?

Just say you never met me

I'll stay, friend.

- Hello. - When are you getting back from work?

No, no! No! I'm hungry!

I've hit the mother lode! I've been waiting for this! I can really fuck him with this!

'Sophie got pregnant and he ended up... getting married? Got to think through these plans.

What, really? What about Nancy? Or Sophie?

Nice bluffing, lad!

'What the fuck am I doing?!

All right? Sorry I'm a bit late.

What? But she said... She said you'd said...

- I said, you've given up trying to... - Yes, I heard what you said.

I'll be as quick as I can.

Right. Who's your real best mate, me or Jeff?

Jez! We're not gonna do anything. We're just going over.

It's Ernest and Julio. Fictional, obviously, but it gives a nice image.

- Oh, are they in a submarine? - Yes, they're in a submarine.

Pick 6 or not, there's no threat from you pal.