Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Nowadays, you have to have a degree in computers to set your clock back.
Listen, you're gonna have your share of pouches and wrinkles too.
-I'm touching up my makeup. -I'm the one who's vain.
That she'd be his greatest creation.
Please, for me.
If I wasn't a finalist in a pageant, you wouldn't give me the time of day.
I hated myself.
Of course I can figure it out.
No. Our culture treats aging as if it were some kind of illness...
A fine line between reparation and revenge.
Well, he paid us for the truth.
Why would she lie? Two or three times a week...
This man's in pain and he needs our help.
See how his handiwork holds up in the field.
Don't call me Kooky.
You ever seen those statues by Michelangelo?
I've seen your boyfriends.
Do you got anything a little lower? I'm afraid of heights.
...is to make sure that no one ever has to suffer...
That somebody might answer the door and say trick or treat?
Brill and the missus are costars in our own private one-act play.
Nothing, I wondered if you had a moment, but you don't, that's fine.
When it was his turn, he said...
David, what if I didn't look like me and you didn't look like you?
Mr. Hunziger, please don't say those things.
...a freak.
We have to share the same toy box.
David.
Get a load of this.
I'm here from Harum-Scarum Drapery Cleaning...
...and describes some of the medical options available.
Beautiful women and money.
-Sir? -Trust me, don't shave.
It's just enough knowing that you agree with me.
I do. I'm sorry. Please come in.
They don't teach you that, even at Yale.
Whoops! I’m Okay. Meow Too!
...more appealing to my wife.
Within reason.
Let's give her a minute to slip out of that mini and into a paper gown.
This is now.
Well, I'm flattered, but that was then.
At least we realise how superficial everything is. Skin deep.
-Never mind. -Agnes.
You know you got to hand it to Bazooka Joe.
Pads around the compound with Kleenex boxes on his feet.
Take garters and stockings, do women enjoy wearing them?
...is like Kooky out there run his empire of weirdness.
How about room 2227?
That's what it's all about.