Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-Sir? -Trust me, don't shave.
When it was his turn, he said...
Of course I can figure it out.
...is to make sure that no one ever has to suffer...
This man's in pain and he needs our help.
No. Our culture treats aging as if it were some kind of illness...
Don't call me Kooky.
I hated myself.
Within reason.
That somebody might answer the door and say trick or treat?
David, what if I didn't look like me and you didn't look like you?
We have to share the same toy box.
Get a load of this.
You know you got to hand it to Bazooka Joe.
Do you got anything a little lower? I'm afraid of heights.
Whoops! I’m Okay. Meow Too!
You ever seen those statues by Michelangelo?
I do. I'm sorry. Please come in.
Pads around the compound with Kleenex boxes on his feet.
...more appealing to my wife.
At least we realise how superficial everything is. Skin deep.
Well, he paid us for the truth.
Please, for me.
This is now.
...a freak.
Why would she lie? Two or three times a week...
They don't teach you that, even at Yale.
Nowadays, you have to have a degree in computers to set your clock back.
Let's give her a minute to slip out of that mini and into a paper gown.
-I'm touching up my makeup. -I'm the one who's vain.
-Never mind. -Agnes.
A fine line between reparation and revenge.
See how his handiwork holds up in the field.
Mr. Hunziger, please don't say those things.
Brill and the missus are costars in our own private one-act play.
That she'd be his greatest creation.
Take garters and stockings, do women enjoy wearing them?
Beautiful women and money.
That's what it's all about.
It's just enough knowing that you agree with me.
...and describes some of the medical options available.
Listen, you're gonna have your share of pouches and wrinkles too.
Nothing, I wondered if you had a moment, but you don't, that's fine.
...is like Kooky out there run his empire of weirdness.
How about room 2227?
I'm here from Harum-Scarum Drapery Cleaning...
Well, I'm flattered, but that was then.
If I wasn't a finalist in a pageant, you wouldn't give me the time of day.
I've seen your boyfriends.
David.