Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-Miss Hayes. -What?
But at a time like this, it makes me feel really good...
Thanks, but I haven't always looked the way I look right now.
I couldn't help it.
But why wouldn't you wanna help Mr. Hunziger?
...is that thanks to faulty cosmetic surgery, I am a monster.
Well, you know what they say. Men age better than women.
Off the desk and into a corner.
Burt just tunes me out.
...that ever looked up at me and smiled...
I knew I was right.
Hunziger. I'm not saying he deserved what he got, but he asked for it.
Well...
My, my, my.
Welcome.
Women dress up, fiddle with this, faddle with that. Makeup, wigs.
Kooky, you didn't kill Dr. Brill, did you?
I can't make head or tail of this cellular that David bought.
-Room 108. -Can I have something with a view?
-Oh, no. -The butler did it?
Had a hairdo from another century.
For the family album.
Well, I'm very surprised. You are a really pretty girl.
Girl's gotta take care of what she' s got.
Natural, unnatural, no matter how bizarre.
...but somebody already got to your boss.
This is hard enough without a Greek chorus.
Did he say mutant?
Wonderful.
The butler did it?
He ruined me, then he stole my wife.
That way we can look up your dress or down your blouse.
A wealth of euphemisms at our disposal...
Saundra gave me her number.
Not anatomically correct!
Simon made me feel like the most beautiful woman in the world.
-We may? - think it's very possible.
-l don't know. -No. Do I know how to use one?
I've seen this movie.
-It is. -Stubble burn.
-I can't believe I bought in this weirdo. -He's trying to get you to trust him.
It's all the same.
Next thing you know, you're looking at the world through a dickey.
I love my beard.
It's right here, you see?
We're detectives hired by your husband.
Watching old reruns of Hee Haw, while his vast network of operatives...