Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I can't make head or tail of this cellular that David bought.
My, my, my.
-Room 108. -Can I have something with a view?
This is hard enough without a Greek chorus.
-It is. -Stubble burn.
Off the desk and into a corner.
Welcome.
Kooky, you didn't kill Dr. Brill, did you?
Not anatomically correct!
Did he say mutant?
A wealth of euphemisms at our disposal...
Simon made me feel like the most beautiful woman in the world.
-Oh, no. -The butler did it?
It's all the same.
...but somebody already got to your boss.
I've seen this movie.
Next thing you know, you're looking at the world through a dickey.
Well, I'm very surprised. You are a really pretty girl.
Saundra gave me her number.
We're detectives hired by your husband.
Natural, unnatural, no matter how bizarre.
But at a time like this, it makes me feel really good...
That way we can look up your dress or down your blouse.
I love my beard.
Hunziger. I'm not saying he deserved what he got, but he asked for it.
It's right here, you see?
-Miss Hayes. -What?
Watching old reruns of Hee Haw, while his vast network of operatives...
Girl's gotta take care of what she' s got.
-I can't believe I bought in this weirdo. -He's trying to get you to trust him.
Women dress up, fiddle with this, faddle with that. Makeup, wigs.
Wonderful.
...that ever looked up at me and smiled...
-l don't know. -No. Do I know how to use one?
But why wouldn't you wanna help Mr. Hunziger?
He ruined me, then he stole my wife.
Well, you know what they say. Men age better than women.
I knew I was right.
Burt just tunes me out.
I couldn't help it.
Well...
-We may? - think it's very possible.
...is that thanks to faulty cosmetic surgery, I am a monster.
The butler did it?
Thanks, but I haven't always looked the way I look right now.
Had a hairdo from another century.
For the family album.