Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-Hot Sushi Girls. -That doggone Fast Eddie.

-Would you like to join me? -I'm brown-bagging it today.

I'm very attached to my beard.

David decides to have this cellular phone for stakeouts...

A lot of anger for one so petite.

Car pool would be the civic-minded to do.

I wonder why Mr. Hunziger insisted we come to the house?

This is beauty night.

But the point is, what if I weighed twice as much and was half as tall?

An old wives tale, but you've got a great look.

Hey, you don't understand.

Follow them. Document everything that they do.

Nipped, snipped, tucked, sculpted, tailored.

I was just about to bid sayonara to my beard.

It's gonna take more than some clown with a dickey to make me squeamish.

-You know her? -Not exactly.

Watch it, chop-top. Get rid of that thing, will you?

What do you say?

I generally don't dance with men. In your case, I may make an exception.

Now, what I want from you is concrete evidence...

I think this hits you where it hurts: your vanity.

"What you are about to see is the truth.

Three years ago, I had plastic surgery.

Why, you know, I like this case already.

I didn't mean to snap at you.

You really think so after all these years?

...he likes to stay home boiling his own underwear.

...but doing this gives me the creeps.

I don't know how to tell that man that his wife is cheating on him...

Particularly, the beautiful ones.

Don't tell me what I don't wanna do.

-Is that his problem? -No.

Don't give yourself credit.

We were just out getting our dog spayed.

I was invisible.

...but the slightest glimmer of interest from a woman...

I used to be three-feet tall and have freckles and a cowlick.

...that you don't like having your pantyhose shredded anymore than I do.

...is little more than a vaguely unpleasant afterthought...

-But do I have the time or interest? -No?

Can I take a rain cheque?

He's talking about that woman like she's putty.

You've got nothing to worry about.

An experiment that went wrong, while he pursues his true passion.

But if you believe that I've been wronged by this man...

Me and the missus just came down from Bakersfield.

-You know what I think? -Usually.

-What was that? -Still got eyes, a nose, and a mouth?

One hundred percent man-made.