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'Three-way spite-feast!
Unless you don't want me to pay you for the full session?
Yep. They all let you down eventually.
Well, I thought his service game seemed a little off, but I didn't like to crow.
Can you get me his swipe card for the bank?
it's just because you're a small, talentless worm.
'Oh, it's grudge time with Jerry.
Doesn't look very gastro, Hans.
I'm pretty sure this is in Diana's wheelhouse
Like an eight-year-old that's just been told off for sucking its thumb.
'Tell me your wife's secret desires. They'll be safe with me!'
Well, I am turning a corner.
Well, I've enjoyed this, Jeremy.
Six is not an appropriate level of apology
When Feeling Sad
Yeah, no, that's great.
It's kind of embarrassing, but I'm going to have my moles mapped.
Mark, I understand you went mole mapping with my wife?
You know what? Soz!
By no means am I excessively moley, it's not like I'm riddled.
Oh, is this about your self-esteem? Yeah?
Right, we need to move.
I mean, which? Cos I'll do it.
Can I go now, cos I am only here so you can fuck the historian,
'I smell it, the sweet stench of weakness.'
Let's just dive back in, shall we?
A few years back he became totally obsessed with
The British People vs. Metropolitan Elite
What are you doing in the basement ….
And thanks...
'I'm not running away, I'm just walking over here to reassess the situation.
'Steal his wife while he fetches the Vectra.'
Tuition fees was a fucking red line.