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staying up all night, or running to Thornton Heath,
just comes down to order of service.
'God, this really is interesting.
What's that, sorry?
Including warts and skin tags? Including warts and skin tags.
Sorry, you jazz into the flannel?
It's £400 per calendar month.
'Commission for Jerry, cruise for April, marriage for Angus.
On my own.
and then I...took it, but then I didn't give it to him...
'no marriage for Angus.
Do a Prince Philip and I'll go and tackle the robber, or whatever.
I would probably have to say... 'Think of someone famous'
You know, guys looking out for each other? Yeah, no, sounds great.
WE WILL MAKE YOU CRY DELICIOUS TEARS
Oh, tedious. I mean, I don't even want another line.
Shit, where's the panic button?
Absolutely you're a shit.
I need a loan. 5K.
Um, do you monitor the things I look at on the internet?
'Put on the tap shoes, quick dance on his grave.'
And...
'Do I detect a mental defect?'
Will you stop panicking? He's just some nutter.
So three figures? Five figures total.
Mein Compliments to John/mohan
'Inflating my colon like a weather balloon?!'
something called an air-contrast barium enema.
OK, I'm going to surprise you here, Mark, and say no, there isn't,
"Soz" is not an appropriate level of apology
'No-one seems dead. It's a promising start.
Yes, well, I may have mentioned something about this, Jeremy.
Wallnut Whip, little cry, wank into a flannel...