Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

to be with a middle-aged man with crippling mommy issues.

I am who I am, and I'm never gonna change.

I know. And a woman of color, too. Good for her.

I just miss your mother so much.

Lemon, the only way you're like Socrates

First of all, it's champing The bit; Moderates 'champ'

- She was Mrs. Silly. - Sketch idea.

After all, that's what Colleen did.

I keep touching my penis through. See? Easy.

Yes, music is terrible.

but as long as I'm still CEO, I want to say two things.

then I have to drive around with my headlights off

Obviously because of Stockholm Syndrome.

which is when Duncan here caught me.

What am I supposed to do with this?

Want to see a porno my cousin is in?

Your mother was Sandy. Well, the fourth Sandy.

I remember that ass.

'Cause I wanted to sound cool, okay, Tucker?

But he's right. I haven't done anything impulsive ever.

Great news, Liz.

The complainant is seeking damages in the amount of $50 million.

Why don't you discuss it with that little action figure you're married to?

Men die first, and these older women are alone

Lies. Martha's been telling me Colleen loved children and animals.

So, these are the things your mother wanted you to have.

and turn to each other for companionship.

But they weren't lesbians. Oh, my God, of course they were!

Oh, no, you need a nobody to sign for that water.

Uh, careful. Old mattress.

Jack, in an hour, you are flying to New York City on a private jet

Not for me, sir.

with a tawdry yet expert sexual encounter