Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That woman clearly didn't even know my mother.

And I didn’t super duper go to law school, so...

Lemon, I'm not relishing this trip.

Let me boil up a pot of hot Gatorade. Is blue okay?

Really? Wow. Okay.

so I know all about winning your son's love back

Kenneth doesn't have different hair anymore!

then I have to -- Well, it's not important.

Frank Rossitano was always trying to give me pornography

Oh, she was the happiest person I ever met.

Only an insane person would do that if they were sleeping alone.

'Cause this seems pretty married.

First of all, it's champing at the bit. Horses champ.

Hank Hooper hates any type of negative publicity like this,

I'm going to use this doll to show you what Tracy and Jenna did to me.

Kenneth, we have a signed affidavit regarding this Hazel situation

No, this isn't about appearance, Jack.

We never had the need for a second bedroom around here.

Oh, you don't want to go out.

At the end, when she said she just wanted me to be happy,

Um, the plaintiff alleges that there is a widespread culture of depravity

The only animal Colleen ever bought me was a myna bird

What's the problem, Lemon? They're just lumpy flowers.

Now, for days that weren't my birthday...

that turned out to just be a crowd of people

Why didn't anything ever happen between us?

to take care of my mother's estate.

until I put on a shirt.

"And I Am Referring, Of Course, To Your... Digestive Failings."

No, not that. I can't believe she was happy.

I showed up without a bra one day, and I was viciously harassed

before you ask me to sign that affidavit

Congratulations on becoming CEO. Do you know anyone at Doritos?

I'm going to need to loan you to David Geffen for the weekend.

I didn’t super duper finish law school, so...

We don't care that we made Kenneth lie, right?

It's 6 days including weekends--

She stopped watching the Bruins because Derek Sanderson's mustache