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♪ Every game I play ♪
-[God] Morning. -[snorts]
♪ The world was on fire ♪
♪ To make those rainbows in my mind ♪
♪ No, I don't wanna meet you nowhere ♪
Yeah.
He was a ref for a long time. Probably made some stinky calls over the years.
I… I…
Okay. Okay.
[gasps] Oh.
Wow, yeah. That-- that is weird.
just to, like, you know, nudge things my way.
♪ And no, I don't want no scrub ♪
-Hmm. -Fun.
I mean, socks with sandals. Need I say more?
I do not wanna see you again!
I'm sorry to say that our son is just a…
It's big enough as it is. Here we go again.
♪ And dreams were made And used and wasted ♪
♪ No, I don't want none of your time ♪
♪ If you just smile ♪
Well, poor Steve Rockwell here dropped dead at the 50-yard line.
I don't believe you.
No, because he had so many.
-It's open floor plan, Dad! -[mumbles] Oh, okay.
♪ Bad to the bone ♪
Had this unique roasting method--
I slept with God's wife. [cackling]
-As much as I-- -No.
Turns out we won't be needing this after all.
Yeah, someone wet his whistle with poison.
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
People don't change. And I'm afraid dear old Dad isn't going to, either.
♪ Now on the day I was born ♪
Wait, you're not here because you think
With the Mulholland High Saints and the Benedict Canyon Wildcats.
If you're referring to sarcasm,
There are no thrones here, Dad. That's not how it works.
♪ Bad to the bone ♪
I am going now, actually, Dad, but I think you should take the day off.
-from me for all eternity? -Mm-hmm.
[laughs]
[Chloe] Anyhow, so I did some digging.
Detective, you said it yourself. I'm not sure that we are a normal couple
No, no, no!
"The TV's on motion smoothing. My socks aren't white enough."
♪ No, I don't want none of your time ♪
my one chance of happiness, so please just stay away from me!
Ground your Helicopter
whose colors are orange and blue. Van Ness High.
♫ JUST THE 3 of us ♫
I mean, take this father-son discord.
Now you see what I've been dealing with?
I mean, this… This… This is fantastic.
you screwed up.
What? [gasps]
♪ That we will live the years together ♪
Oh. Hi. Hey.
the universe, whatever,
♪ Another one bites the dust ♪
Very nice.
He loves his son.
Ahh. The old "answering a question with a question." One of my favorites.
♪ Are you hanging On the edge of your seat? ♪
-You're a really good spy. -You really should start listening to him.