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♫ JUST THE 3 of us ♫
People don't change. And I'm afraid dear old Dad isn't going to, either.
I'm sorry to say that our son is just a…
♪ That we will live the years together ♪
♪ To make those rainbows in my mind ♪
Yeah.
Very nice.
I don't believe you.
-It's open floor plan, Dad! -[mumbles] Oh, okay.
I… I…
♪ Every game I play ♪
No, no, no!
♪ No, I don't want none of your time ♪
Turns out we won't be needing this after all.
If you're referring to sarcasm,
Now you see what I've been dealing with?
♪ No, I don't want none of your time ♪
"The TV's on motion smoothing. My socks aren't white enough."
♪ No, I don't wanna meet you nowhere ♪
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
♪ Are you hanging On the edge of your seat? ♪
I do not wanna see you again!
-Hmm. -Fun.
He was a ref for a long time. Probably made some stinky calls over the years.
It's big enough as it is. Here we go again.
With the Mulholland High Saints and the Benedict Canyon Wildcats.
Yeah, someone wet his whistle with poison.
♪ If you just smile ♪
I mean, socks with sandals. Need I say more?
Detective, you said it yourself. I'm not sure that we are a normal couple
Okay. Okay.
Oh. Hi. Hey.
[laughs]
♪ Bad to the bone ♪
No, because he had so many.
There are no thrones here, Dad. That's not how it works.
♪ And dreams were made And used and wasted ♪
I am going now, actually, Dad, but I think you should take the day off.
whose colors are orange and blue. Van Ness High.
I mean, take this father-son discord.
you screwed up.
-As much as I-- -No.
I mean, this… This… This is fantastic.
♪ The world was on fire ♪
Wait, you're not here because you think
Ground your Helicopter
-from me for all eternity? -Mm-hmm.
I slept with God's wife. [cackling]
He loves his son.
What? [gasps]
my one chance of happiness, so please just stay away from me!
Wow, yeah. That-- that is weird.
Well, poor Steve Rockwell here dropped dead at the 50-yard line.
♪ Bad to the bone ♪
the universe, whatever,
[gasps] Oh.
Had this unique roasting method--
just to, like, you know, nudge things my way.
♪ Now on the day I was born ♪
[Chloe] Anyhow, so I did some digging.
♪ Another one bites the dust ♪
Ahh. The old "answering a question with a question." One of my favorites.
-[God] Morning. -[snorts]
♪ And no, I don't want no scrub ♪
-You're a really good spy. -You really should start listening to him.