Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

With Rachel gone, you're the most

♪ ABC, it's easy ♪

the one you want Mike to choose, too,

♪ And no message could have been any clearer ♪

♪ Got my own mind ♪

♪ So if by the time the bar closes ♪

♪ Solo cup ♪ ♪ Doo-dee-da-ba ♪

Wait. This can't be the right place.

♪ I did what my father said and let my mother mold me ♪

You're making things worse.

DQ was great and I got two free Blizzards a day,

♪ If you wanna make the world a better place ♪

♪ A broken bottle top ♪

the iceberg and now we're on a sinking ship.

to get back that advantage.

(Toby Keith's "Red Solo Cup" begins)

♪ You shall have every breath in my body ♪

♪ I'm a survivor ♪ ♪ What? ♪

You know that song "Jack and Diane" by John Mellencamp?

but mostly, it just made me feel even older.

But I'm here now.

I kind of had to forge your signature, though.

♪ Tailgates, fairs and festivals ♪

What? Why would you try and talk to my dad?

♪ Control ♪

same as your son.

Love, Santana."

Looking good, ladies!

All the way from Defiance, Ohio, the Unitards!

It's a tough world out there, I know.

What the hell is that?

For keeping me from doing something stupid.

♪ Walk out the door ♪

Let's hear it for Sam Evans!

$61... in 15 minutes.

♪ And unlike my home, they are not foreclosable ♪

Right. I need another coffee.

We need to do something upbeat.

No, that's not, that's not what we need.

I love you so much.

♪ You think I'd crumble ♪

I just... I can't believe it.

♪ Sit yourself down and take a seat ♪

What's this? A bootleg of West Side Story.

And you need to do the same.

Duh, the next time we're all going out drinking, killer!

And I'm sure that you've noticed that I'm supermodel thin

Well, it looks like "Floppy Hair Bass Dude,"

I sent in your applications, just in case.

and a nationals trophy, and you'll have khakis

♪ My lover he's waiting for me just across the bar ♪

even though it's just wrong and so gross, it's not illegal.