Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

a musical of The Joy Luck Club
and then, one day...
♪ Just want to run my life ♪
I'm just crying because... (sniffles, sighs)
No! Get up, girl!
can't deny the fact that the Titanic has hit
♪ Listen to me, baby, that's all you gotta do ♪
♪ Baby, ABC, it's easy ♪
Does she have a temperature?
Maybe you should be a doctor.
And now more than ever, we need to be on the same page.
♪ Make that change. ♪
If you want to be a destructive force
ANNOUNCER: Someone get the door, 'cause here comes Mr. Package.
♪ We can burn brighter than the sun ♪
Looks like I'm going to be missing
in the universe, that's your business, okay,
but, um, there is something you could do for me.
but I thought you should see how truly incredible Mike was in it.
♪ Red Solo cup, uh-huh, I fill you up ♪
And if you don't make it right, he's going to spend
as long as I'm getting my work.
over there checking out this guy
♪ Because you ought to know what you're gonna get in me ♪
I also started the Dalton branch of Fight Club,
Hey.
(whispers): She's sleeping with Puck.
What you did was wrong.
(cheering)
Oh, I wanted to tell you I'm available
♪ I'm-a gonna teach you how to sing it out, sing it out ♪
sit.
♪ Even in my years to come I'm still gonna be here ♪
♪ I want to make my own decisions ♪
God, okay, stop, stop.
♪ And I've got all my love to give ♪
(cheering and applause)
then maybe you'd realize that Mike's throwing
but now we've back on our feet.
(cheering, whooping)
♪ ABC, easy as one, two, three ♪
No, they just think the DQ pays really well.
No. Uh-uh. Don't you dare try and give us a pep talk.
♪ When you get the chance, just take control ♪
"his teeth pulled by that little gay elf dentist.
(bell ringing)
Uh-oh. Well, I gotta run.
You're exactly where you're supposed to be.
Too much talking, not enough looking
One chance to get it right.
♪ And in 14 years, they are decomposable ♪
And that's what I saw tonight.
into a legitimate threat, it's Blaine Anderson, right?
♪ For once in my life ♪
♪ Tonight ♪
It'll still be on my transcript, though.
'Cause if you saw it,
♪ And I grew strong ♪
what I call "rich white girl problems."