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Let's go, Skipper, let's go.

The Richmond faithful gather on a crucial night.

and I hate it myself, I don't know why I said it.

Sam, do you remember what animal has the shortest memory?

I told you, you have to get out.

IT’S THE HOPE THAT KILLS YOU

-Not-- No, not here. -Not inside.

Fuck. I fucked my knee.

I don't know anything about this, Ted.

But we are playing for a win.

So what happens to all the shit teams at the end of the season?

He's here, he's there, he's every f***ing-where MO AL-HUNEIDI

Now, look, this is a sad moment right here. For all of us.

So you think you're not a "proper" football manager.

I think it's the lack of hope that comes and gets you.

But then that means...

-It's dirty. -Okay.

Manchester City's speed is causing Richmond problems,

-Good luck group hug? -No.

When your parents have you out of wedlock,

Clearly no barbers in Manchester.

we do something that no one believes we could ever do.

Man, this town has got a weird way with words, don't it?

No. The captain has to be on the pitch. That's the rule.

she wouldn't have invented numbers, all right?

Richmond on 12.

Winchester was clearly offside.

Sandman! Guys, the Sandman!

Sure, you don't know what you're doing,

It's the goal that's been coming.

I'll take a little water though, please.

Come on! Let's go!

Okay, good. All right. Roy, you are starting the second half.

and that is being alone and being sad.

thanks to the stellar play of Zoreaux in goal.

He's here, he's there, he's every-fucking-where...

By the power vested in me by the Associative Football Club of Richmond,

-Figure what out? Have I been sacked? -Has he been fired?

I don't like scones.

-Richmond. -Richmond.

Who the hell are you?

They play out the rest of the schedule,

He's here, he's there, he's every-fucking-where.

I've never really cared about football.