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QUANDO VC TEM SEMPRE QUE CONCORDAR COM ELA KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Every ICE agent
How could you have Christmas without a Christmas tree, Mom?
On their faces, they wear a silly smirk
WE DID IT AGAIN! WE DIDN'T PICK OUR HOME CHEF MEALS!
Edited by John Carnochan
I'll be fine
Well, you promised you'd take me to the Central Park Zoo.
Hey, guys! Smile!
Get out of here, you nosy little pervert, or I’m gonna
What are you doing flirting? Get him.
Merry Christmas, you filthy animal.
Little Moe with the gimpy leg
Times Square.
Go on, get outta here!
Thanks!
Cheeks, Bony Bob, Cliff, l could go on forever, baby.
14363March222011
-You know what that is? -Fish.
There’s Plenty more where that came from, filthy fish!
He ran away from the hotel when they questioned him about the card.
lt's getting pretty late. l'd better get going.
Hey, l'm down here. Better come and get me before l call the cops.
Another Christmas in the trenches.
It’s pussy No, it’s fish
jeepers!
Could you stay out of this please?
Housekeeping.
Kevin!!! Robbers are here in the house???
Noooooooooo!
Merry Christmas, you filthy animals.
Goodbye, everybody.
1VIENS
Kevin McAllister: excuse me, can you tell me where your racist, fascist, sexist, bigot, dictator ass will be murdered? Donald trump: down the hall, and to the left
Taxi!
Luan loud Get out of here
i think it’s only fair kevin gets to open the first present
That’s not aftershave, it’s squirt! My truck is soaked in it!
solid as a rock
-l'll handle it personally. My pleasure. -Thank you very much.
Like a rock eh marv
l hate pulling a job, knowing that little creep is on the loose.
No, l don't think Kevin even knows how to use a credit card.
You better say every prayer you ever heard before, kid!
They usually give pretty good presents.
Merry Christmas Harry
Cigs You Got it
What a troubled young crab
You’re cooking Frankie!
The Way I'm feeling right now, no mugger or murderer would dare mess with me!"
HARRY I'm coming
Don't make promises you can't keep.
Direct hit!
You can mess with a lot of things, But you can’t mess with kids on Christmas. #keeppanicked
Where's Kevin?
Hi, where's Tangem? Down the hall and to the left
Luan Loud Get out the way
you'll be friends forever.
we need all passengers to be seated with their seat belts securely fastened.
Fine! I don't wanna be here anyway! I can't trust anybody in this group!
There. He's been missing for two days.
Hiya, pal.
What is this stuff?
Store wouldn't take your stolen credit card?
This is a vacation.
Well, l know you and Christmas trees, and this is the biggest one around.
Please, ma'am, you have to board. The plane is ready to leave.
Will those pigeons come back on their own or do you have to call them?
This ain't like the last time. This ain't his house.
Harry!. Shut up!. I want to enjoy this!. Besides, I may kill you. Harry!. Shut up!. I want to enjoy this!. Besides, I may kill you.
-Yes, sir? -What city is that over there?
Jwjw
Something wrong, sir?
And, Ma’am, sometimes I do get into mischief.
Give me that bag. Give me it!
We got busted last time because we underestimated
WHITNEY! you spent $300,000 at micro center!
-ALL: I love you!
Come on, Marv. Get up. He don't have any more bricks. He's out of them.
Me: I'm terribly sorry sir, but I'm afraid you're mistaken
l have a lot of grandmothers.
Every little bit helps…
Bruh the year is 2022 not 1992 That year is trash and doesn't exist And south Sudan And Afghanistan was released in 2001 and 2015 and your year was trash your year was trash
My prank was immature and ill-timed.
I know we're gonna play a little shooting game.
Roald Thats the third floor, behind the clapdoors
Get your shit together NEVER!!!
Executive Producer Colin Wilson
Well, l mean, when you discovered that the credit card was stolen...
The internet company after you tell them your leaving their service…
Hey Shane! Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal!
Kevin, do you have something to say?
Oh yeah. Yep, l've worked all the kinks out. lt's solid as a rock.
Here we are, Marv. New York City, the land of opportunity.
-Yes! -Party time!
They're all a bunch ofjerks.
Kevin's solo's coming up. Tell Leslie.
STOLEN PICTURES
We all do.
Get out of here you nosy little pervert or I'm gonna slap you silly
He’s calling the cops He’s calling the cops
I'm... I'm afraid you're mistaken, sir
Eat apple kid!
Wow! What a cunt
14547 SE
Hiya, pal. (KEVIN GASPS) (♪♪♪) Aah! Aah! (♪♪♪)
Thomas Falls Down Into Cavern
So what else is new?
And there's plenty more where that came from.
Maserati Marv
LUAN LOUD You spent $967 on room service?
-Here's two more. -Why can't l get them now? l can get them.
Come back here, you little thief!
How many fingers am I holding up, Marv?
Brittany! You spent $2,194,817 on Crossfit?!
Nice one, Veach!
YOU GOT IT
Luan Loud got no Specials
Suck brick, NickJrRocks
Candy stores.
Another Christmas in the trenches.............
Immature or not it was pretty god damn hilarious
-Come on, Kevin. -Dad, l need batteries.
lf l'm bothering you, l can leave. Am l bothering you?
merry christmas you filthy animal
©️2003 universal studios. And Columbia Pictures industries Inc. all rights reserved
Oh no. My family's in Michigan and I'm in Newark.
Luan Loud silence
lt's solid as a rock.
Good. l'm not a pain in the butt?
-That's Sticky. That's S... -Shut it.
So what else is new?
-He's in New York! -New York?
Happy Easter, MarvFair!
Here I am!
Oh you’re cooking Kenny
(♪♪♪) (DISTORTED) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
We should've shot him when we had the chance.
-Two scoops, sir? -Two? Make it three. l'm not driving.
Why do we have to go to Florida? There's no Christmas trees in Florida.
-Yeah, with me. -So what else is new?
Honey, do you know where the batteries for this camcorder are?
Suck Brick, Junior99!
Carl and Frank are supporting antagonists in Blue Sky Studios' first feature film Ice Age
l said, come on.
That’s the sound of mainstream news media, falling down the stairs
We’re the Sticky Bandits
Enough of this gooey sh….show of emotion
I cross my heart an'hope to die
I knew it was you... ...I could smell you getting off the elevator
No, no, no! Wait, wait, wait!
Luan Loud Beach
Suck Brick Szul
Come on!
What Kind of idiots do you have working here? The finest in Chatham Kent
I'm gonna murder that kid
I'm terribly sorry sir but I'm afraid you're mistaken
Yeah.
I promise I cross my heart and hope to die
Luan Loud Put Your Hair Down
Luan Loud your going to love me at once
Hey!
On your knees.
Oh, look! it's Donald Trump!