Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hey, who's this guy?
Yes, this is Joel Maisel's office.
He's from Montana.
Oh, hey, Art Joley's doing a set at Cafe Wha? tonight.
"I'd rather be fed by the bottle,
What are you listening to?
So, uh, now that I have my own place,
Well, I wouldn't send my parents a thank-you card,
Oh.
Next week, I'm going down
of the past couple of years have been about lawyers.
i-if you let a joke sit long enough...
Hmm. - Now the good thing about this place,
to get me in the room, not to dump me in the kitchen.
for a month!
Tripped on a mic cord.
Come on, we didn't come to see this.
And I'd like to eat at Peter Luger's every night
It's not my diary. It's a notebook
* *
- Why are they moving that? - Your father's blocked in.
- Answer me, Miriam. - I was out.
I don't have my apartment anymore.
Ladies and gentlemen,
This typewriter's a piece of shit.
Her mother lives in the penthouse.
because the other way I get too many ashes in my eyes."
Okay, so, I'm glad you're okay.
and my mother's closest to me.
How are you, Jerry?
These guys are insane collectors of sound.
* Of cheer again *
I hope Penny knows what a prince you are.
No. No, no, I'm... That one is...
Two babies were talking once in the hospital,
You know, I read in the paper
Huh?
"Red Skelton's in the crowd, Red Skelton's in the crowd!"
* You give me fever... *
that Senator Kennedy is gonna run for president.
Hey, what's going on?
- Oh. - We got to go.
Well, what am I supposed to do with the dishes?
That's ridiculous.
* Happy days *
- Because we're four. - You're four.
- for another time? - All right.
- Around 3:00? - I'll see you then.
I'm going to bed.
Rose.
like knowing about the War of 1812.
Well, she did something in the bathroom
The road is his idea.
I...
See, this guy here, he's not really my thing,
I came to you and I said let's try again.
Because they will fix it And accessorize it!
Welcome, please, Don Adams.
* So long *
But just get your sea legs. I mean,
What do you think? They deserve a slot?
Yes. Talk soon.
Abe! I thought you wanted to come out.
and yet apparently it's not the end of the discussion.
No, no. Bathtub's down the hall.
* Well, I was standing on the corner *
* I resign as clown *
- So, you called? - Yeah, yeah.
Should we get lunch somewhere?
Thank you, good evening.
Therefore...
- What are you doing? - Taking notes.
It's nice, it's really nice.
to a viable mate before.
That's fun, isn't it?
We're not moving to France.
Miriam Maisel's a person.
I did call. I talked to your secretary.
I'm hand-making these things. As of now, I have eight,
And it would make everything so much calmer.
I had such a thing for Bing Crosby when I was little.