Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm-a... need that back.
Here. - Oh, thank you, ladies and gentlemen,
Oh, you're a singer? See, I just thought
Yeah. Life's recurring joke.
- You did, didn't you? - No.
Joel moved in with Penny, by the way.
Zelda will be here in the morning.
Uh, Joel Maisel?
How to use a mic; mics can be very tricky.
Not with this outfit.
I know. I just... You're so terrible.
working on some new material. Time to expand, you know?
Seems like you want to be friends.
Was that grapefruit the last breakfast
- with Otto Preminger. - Watch the place a minute?
I put the other end table in the kids' room.
- to bring it up tomorrow. - No.
Because it's terrible. Trust me.
No. I wanted the option of coming out.
Wait here. I have to make sure my manager's not looking.
* There'll be *
Are you kidding? She can't work here.
You don't understand me?
but quit because my mother feared the bouncing
When I was three, I could resole a shoe.
However, I've never been to the kitchen at the Copa.
Whoa! Nobody's stealing acts here.
thank you. now i did not intentionally vanquish a demon. well did you at least vanquish a demon? no. but on the bright side he did not know who i was.
REDD FOXX A guy went to a private detective,
my partner for many years...
I'm not sure that's a direct comparison.
Oh, fuck off, Jackie. All right, all right.
* There's no one *
Ha! Hey, Darius, look.
Now look up there and tell me what you think.
Better watch that one. You know secretaries.
she came in third in the Miss Rockaway pageant,
Uh, he doesn't want you to touch.
Well, if you change your mind.
Why couldn't I be stealing your act for myself?
I think it was because it was 1812.
This was school.
* And pull this freak show down *
I'd like to start getting you out there.
- Please, Papa? - Nope. I'm turning it off.
You promised me a prime spot at the Gaslight for two weeks
People are funny in Montana.
'cause he didn't want to do a club date? Nope.
Hey, you don't think this is funny?
Oh. Okay.
Personal management, huh?
Randy here...
and have you ever seen that place?
* And not my cup of tea *
a, uh, articulated stylus incising...
but I don't have his new address.
You have a lot of my things, actually.
* Just as you were going, leaving me... *
tell me about this new place of yours.
And remember.
Two days later, I got you skates.
Well, you're right.
I'm talking about me. I want them to think
- What notebook? - My comedy notebook.
Do some scales, please. I am begging you.
I need somebody to pick up the slack around here.
I don't know.
- What? - Pot roast.
You played hooky from canasta last week.
Nothing much to tell.
What's the harm in getting a second TV?
We'll have a party... you'll be the first one in the door.
And you'll tell him my name.
Miriam needs calm right now.
I want her to be as happy as possible while she waits.
* Long as I can be with you, it's a lovely day... *
- * From now on... * - four, three,
Take a Bazooka for your son.
Mm.
He's a picky one, that son of mine.
Yeah, we lost 'em.
We better get something off that four-card fucker.
So... how are you?
The dishes go in the kitchen.
- I'll break his other leg! - All right!