Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What spot's she getting?
Having things to do, that's an option.
Well, personally, I like the Zagnut. It's filling.
I'm so proud of him.
And my parents' apartment's a wreck.
* Happy days *
Upstairs at the Downstairs.
My sister's okay, but she's married to an asshole.
I-I just assumed... he-he didn't move downtown?
which is what she did for the talent portion.
- I think I need a new one. - Why?
- Thank you for dropping him off. - You are welcome.
Well, she's a looker. I'd love to see her work.
- I want you to meet him. - Okay.
I'm Mrs. Maisel.
Ooh, that's Benny Mann.
- because he's wealthy. - Shady money.
* Ooh *
maybe they just put those ads in newspapers to distract us.
Hello. My name is Miriam Maisel.
He's agreed to store all of your furniture
But it's just so much more money.
Oh, I've been to the Copa.
Oh, he's playing the typewriter. Isn't that something?
I will not be held hostage in my own home.
- He is? - Yes! He is!
adjusting to your needs.
You've never heard of Jane Jacobs? - No.
Miriam, you remember Loretta?
I mean, sheep are quite adorable, aren't they?
- Shooting craps. - What?
It's in the basement. I could ask Mrs. Zuckerman
- Fast walk, fast walk. - Mm-hmm.
I've got an idea... why don't we just get
Well... we're doomed.
by the bottle or by the other way?"
- If it was Greene, I swear... - Why do you assume
It is now after dinner.
That thing's a hoot.
To be truly effective, you must be ugly.
spontaneously ejaculating.
I know. I got held up.
what kind of comic are you?
- It's only temporary. - How do you know?
to authorize the temporary closing of the park
- if I got you in here. - Yeah...
You're the one who left. Not me.
He'd say "How big are their tits?"
* Much to your surprise *
* Happy days *
I mean, we could go see some comics.
* But now I'm sweeping up *
with no hot water and a bathtub in the kitchen, is it?
* Of cheer again *
Yeah, Mom and Dad don't pay my bills.
Oh. Susie, hi. Isn't that your full name? Susan?
Low blow, Midge.
There are things in front of it. Why?
- and I want them gone. - You said you'd pack them up.
Two laughs for the price of one.
Oh, I had a swell time.
You're his wife...
I'll keep thinking. - Oh, wait. I got something to show you.
with my number right there on the bottom.
His father is a terrible man.
- as drama-free as possible... - Yep. Sure.
This is the section I wanted to show you.
What's that?
Times and a pack of Pall Malls. -20 cents.
Small clubs, maybe some amateur nights.
as long as you have Bob Newhart's album,
Yes. Please explain to your son that I need the room.
* Happy days *
* Between truth and lies *
Hmm, like an armpit smoked a cigarette?
Good. Now go to your room.
who do you want for president, Nixon?
Better live. He's great live.
And your dad?
* Are here again *
I'm saving you from something here.