Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Thank you. - You're welcome.
You could drop him by the office.
Are you sure Papa's okay with a second TV?
- someone sent me? - What?
When Richard Milhous Nixon becomes president,
Things should definitely sort themselves out
- Yes, ma'am. - Kitchen's full.
This park? This beautiful park?
except it keeps him traveling constantly.
and sent him to bed.
We came last year for our anniversary.
No Jack Paar for you.
Hey, pal.
Let's go. Never heard of Art Joley...
That's his new address.
I'll be out in a minute, Mama.
That doesn't matter. - You really... You have no talent
- Of course. - They say mobsters cut his face
So Miriam decided to remodel their apartment,
Well, I will let you know once we have a firm date nailed down.
- "This shithole." - You're kidding.
Number 34. 34, get up here.
- I'll come get them. - Not when I'm home.
a very, very funny guy.
I can't do today... the movers
- 'Cause you don't have to. - But maybe I want to.
over his bulldozers.
It's not one of those downtown, fifth floor walk-ups
5:00 is fine.
* Are clear again *
Or you can buy new things, for your new life.
- I'm sorry I was late, but... - But what?
What? - Because of your behavior tonight,
Miriam, does your son not understand the word "therefore"?
Ethan would love this place.
That's how you judge shit like this.
* Who can doubt it now *
I did not vomit.
- Are you kidding me? -10:00 if you keep arguing.
I don't remember what couch you... - You know, it's funny,
Come on up.
Wait, we can see him from here.
Interesting.
- Do you know what time it is? - It's late.
- What does that mean? - Well, I mean,
- I'm not. - Hello?
I've played towns smaller.
Okay. Come on.
I'm gonna have Dorothy Dandridge beat me to death
Oh, my God.
All the best comics do.
* Again... *
Comedy recordings dating back 50-plus years.
I want to be the best.
No, he was throwing up earlier. I figure I should stay around
* With a bucket in my hand *
"Fairly pedestrian." Hackett did send you, didn't he?
Question, should I have talked?
You're in a place of business.
My brother's an asshole.
So, I was wondering if you
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Do you want me to make us some cocoa?
if they actually gave her anything after that racket.
You tell me I'm not right.
"Uh, because it's 1812."
He will if he doesn't want his wife to find out
After dinner is my time to read.
Goulash seems to be a dish that suits all ages.
Ethan, what are you watching?
Look, I'm gonna be branching out in my life.
Oh, my God!
I am perfectly capable of stealing your act for myself.
Well, I mean, he's not "so-called,"
but you said was too deep?
And you realize just how great-looking she must've been
- That's my number. - Yeah, I don't have a phone.
Everything I think is pertinent or interesting,
the people of Greenwich Village.
go visit your mother.
Now this is a good mainstream club.
Did you tell her it's a private collection,